Staff Reports
Dr. Bruce Aronwald, a physician who has been taking care of former President Donald J. Trump since 2021, released a statement on Monday about the health of our fearless leader. And let me tell you, folks, it’s all good news! According to Dr. Aronwald, President Trump is in tip-top shape. His physical exams were as normal as a vanilla ice cream cone, and his cognitive exams were off the charts amazing. This man’s brain is firing on all cylinders, folks!
But that’s not all. President Trump’s recent laboratory analysis came back with flying colors. All his numbers are looking great, even better than before! I guess losing some weight does wonders for a person’s health. And let me just add, it takes a real champion to stick to a healthy diet and exercise regimen while juggling a busy schedule. President Trump is the epitome of discipline and determination.
On Biden's Birthday, Trump's Doctor Issues a Bill of Good Health
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Now, let’s compare this to President Joe Biden, shall we? Today happens to be his 81st birthday, and people are starting to question whether he’s fit to run for a second term. Well, folks, let me tell you this. President Trump, at the age of 81, will still be kicking butt and taking names. With his commitment to staying healthy and his keen interest in preventative health care, he’ll be out on the golf course and making deals for many years to come.
So, while President Biden blows out his birthday candles, let’s remember who the real champion of health is. It’s none other than Donald J. Trump. And for that, we should all be grateful. Keep making America healthy again, Mr. President!
