Staff Reports
In a stunning revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the liberal media, Dr. Bruce Aronwald, the trusted physician of our beloved former President Donald J. Trump, has declared that the man is in excellent health! That’s right, folks. Despite the constant attacks from the left and their vicious attempts to undermine his presidency, President Trump has emerged victorious once again, this time in the realm of physical well-being.
On Biden's Birthday, Trump's Doctor Issues a Bill of Good Health
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Dr. Aronwald, who has been at the helm of President Trump’s medical care since 2021, conducted a series of comprehensive examinations that have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that our fearless leader is a paragon of health. His physical exams? Perfectly normal. His cognitive exams? Exceptional. It’s no wonder he was able to outsmart and outmaneuver the cunning tactics of the radical left.
But that’s not all, folks. President Trump’s laboratory analysis has shown remarkable results, with all parameters well within the normal range. Even more impressively, his recent weigh reduction has led to even more favorable testing outcomes. The man is simply unstoppable!
And let’s not forget about his cardiovascular health and cancer screening tests, all of which came back with sparkling results. The leftist naysayers can try to bring him down, but they won’t find any weaknesses in his health record.
Let it be known that President Trump is in excellent health and will continue to enjoy his active lifestyle for years to come. His commitment to preventative health monitoring is a testament to his dedication and determination. Meanwhile, as President Joe Biden celebrates his 81st birthday, we can’t help but wonder how his own health stacks up. The liberal media may try to divert attention from the glaring questions surrounding Biden’s ability to run for a second term, but we won’t be fooled. It’s clear as day that President Trump is the one who remains fit to lead, while others struggle to keep up.
