Staff Reports
Well Howdy, y’all! Grab your popcorn and saddle up because there was a showdown at the UCLA corral, and it wasn’t no hoedown! Yeehaw! About a hundred pro-Israel cowboys and cowgirls went all wild west on that there “Palestine Solidarity Encampment.” They tore down them metal barricades faster than a tornado in a trailer park!
WATCH: War at UCLA as Pro-Israel Protesters Storm Hamas-Palestine ‘Encampment‘ Overnight https://t.co/DaOAtHlkXp via @BreitbartNews
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Now, these pro-Israel folks weren’t just twiddling their thumbs; they were ready for a rumble! They started flinging fireworks and tear gas like they were at a Fourth of July rodeo. Things got so rowdy that even the Daily Bruin, the local newspaper, had to mosey on over to report the brouhaha.
The pro-Palestinian camp wasn’t no picnic neither! They was setting up checkpoints faster than you can say “yeehaw” and weren’t letting in nobody who couldn’t prove they weren’t on the pro-Israel posse. It was like a game of cowboys and Indians, except with more tear gas and less peace pipes.
But hold on to your ten-gallon hats, folks, ’cause here’s where it gets stickier than a mud pit in a rainstorm. The UCLA authorities apparently let them pro-Palestinian varmints run the whole show, leaving the cowboys and cowgirls feeling madder than a wet hen. It took ’em days of shouting and ruckus before the sheriff finally moseyed on in to break up the shindig.
In the end, Governor Newsom had to step in with the state troopers to calm them critters down. It was a mess bigger than a stampede at a state fair! Who knows what’s next for them UCLA wranglers and rustlers, but one thing’s for sure, this rodeo ain’t over yet! Giddy up!
