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Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up and get ready to hear THE TRUTH because Kurt Schlichter is back with another episode of “Unredacted”! That’s right, this exclusive podcast is only for our valued Townhall VIP members, and let me tell you, it’s unfiltered and uncensored. So, if you can’t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.
First up on the chopping block? The OceanGate debacle. Because let’s be real, when you think of underwater exploration, the first thing that comes to mind is a bunch of liberals virtue-signaling about their carbon footprint. But surprise, surprise, it turns out they didn’t think this one through. OceanGate, a Seattle-based company, recently failed miserably in their attempt to dive to the Titanic wreck site. Who could have guessed that a company that claims to care about the environment would be so incompetent? Only a bunch of elitist, tree-hugging liberals, that’s who.
Next, let’s talk about the “Biden Crime Family’s” corruption. Yes, you heard that correctly. Joe Biden and his cronies are up to no good, yet again. I mean, did we really expect anything less from the man who can barely form a coherent sentence? The mainstream media loves to sweep this kind of thing under the rug, but not us. We’ll keep exposing the liberal hypocrisy and corruption until justice is served.
Speaking of liberal incompetence, let’s talk about California. I mean, it’s no secret that the state is an absolute mess. Rampant homelessness, skyrocketing housing prices, and out-of-control wildfires are just a few of the many issues plaguing the Golden State. And yet, somehow, the left still thinks they’re doing a good job. But as usual, they’re completely out of touch with reality.
Last but not least, the mainstream media. We all know they’re a bunch of lying, deceitful snakes who will do anything to push their liberal agenda. But have you ever noticed how they’re always claiming to be unbiased? Give me a break. Kurt is here to set the record straight – there’s no such thing as unbiased news. At least we’re upfront about our conservative views and biases.
So, if you want to hear the real news and the truth about what’s going on in the world, join us for “Unredacted.” But be warned, we’re not holding anything back. **Explicit language included**
Source: Townhall
