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I know it’s been a while since Sputnik, but Russia is back at it again with their space agency, Roscosmos. The head honcho over there just announced that they’ve gone ahead and deployed a brand spanking new intercontinental ballistic missile. And get this, it’s not just for show, it’s on “combat duty”!
Kremlin Threatens to use Nuclear Weapons if Ukraine Retakes ‘Russian Land’ in Counteroffensivehttps://t.co/ZXJHJ3uWFr
— Breitbart London (@BreitbartLondon) July 31, 2023
Now, I don’t know about you, but the last time I checked, intercontinental ballistic missiles weren’t exactly the type of thing you bring out for a friendly game of catch. No, no, these bad boys are serious business. And for Russia to be putting one on “combat duty”? Well, let’s just say they must really be feeling the need for some heavy firepower.
But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe they just really, really like fireworks. Or maybe they’re just trying to impress their buddies over in the missile department. Either way, it’s clear that Russia is sending a message, and it’s not one of peace and love.
I don’t know about you, but I’m not exactly thrilled at the thought of Russia having an advanced intercontinental ballistic missile on “combat duty”. Call me crazy, but I prefer my international relations to be a little less…explosive. Let’s hope cooler heads prevail and we can avoid any unnecessary fireworks.
