Staff Reports
Oh boy, folks, it’s like Groundhog Day in the Middle East! The US has launched even more strikes on those pesky Houthi rebels in Yemen, and let me tell you, it’s about time someone put a stop to their shenanigans. According to multiple reports, the Houthis were gearing up for yet another attack on international shipping. But fear not, brave readers, because Uncle Sam is here to save the day!
US Launches New Strikes On Yemen After Houthis Continue Attacks On Shipping https://t.co/e16lFdURUm
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) January 18, 2024
For the fourth time since Thursday, the US military unleashed its might on these Houthi-linked targets. They used ships and submarines to rain down munitions on those troublemakers. You see, these rebels just can’t seem to take a hint. After the initial counterattacks led by the US and its buddies, the Houthis thought it would be a good idea to retaliate. Well, folks, let’s just say their plan didn’t go so well.
In fact, things got even more heated when an explosive-laden drone decided to say hello to a Marshall Islands-flagged ship called the Genco Picardy. Talk about a hot welcome! Thankfully, the US Central Command swiftly jumped into action and put out the fire. But enough is enough. The US has made it crystal clear that they will not hesitate to smack the Houthis back into the Stone Age if they dare to mess with international shipping again.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m glad we have the Pentagon’s press secretary, Maj. Gen. Pat Ryder, on our side. In a recent briefing, Ryder boldly stated that the Houthis are taking advantage of the situation to launch attacks on ships from over 50 countries. Well, that’s just plain rude! But fear not, dear readers, because Ryder assures us that the US will continue to work with our partners in the region to prevent these attacks or at least scare the bejeezus out of the Houthis!
Let’s not forget that this whole shebang started back in January when a multi-nation operation led by the good old US decided to rain down bombs on the Houthis’ munitions depots and launch sites. It was like the 4th of July, except with a lot more explosions. According to Pentagon officials, there were more than 150 different types of munitions used to blast over 60 targets at 28 locations. Now that’s what I call fireworks!
But here’s the thing, folks. The Pentagon wants us to believe that these strikes really did a number on the Houthis and crippled their ability to cause further mayhem. Well, color me skeptical, but according to The New York Times, those strikes only took out a measly 20% to 30% of the Houthi’s deadly toys. Talk about a lackluster performance! It’s like when you give your kid a timeout, and they come back even more mischievous.
Now, listen up, because this part is important. The Biden administration, in all its wisdom, has re-listed the Houthis as a specially designated global terrorist group. Well, well, well, look who finally caught on! But let’s not pat them on the back just yet. The real test will be whether they take real action to stop these rebels or if it’s just another empty gesture. Only time will tell, my friends.
In the meantime, we can only hope that the US military keeps up the pressure on the Houthis. These rebels need to learn that you can’t mess with the greatest country on Earth and get away with it. So here’s to more strikes, more fireworks, and keeping international shipping safe and sound. God bless America!
