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White House Defends Biden Decision on Israel Weapon Halt Targeted by Stefanik

The White House fired back at Rep. Elise Stefanik from New York after she took aim at President Joe Biden’s decision to halt a shipment of weapons to Israel. Spokesperson Andrew Bates threw some shade, touting Biden as the bestest buddy Israel has ever known. Bates reminded everyone that Biden not only visited Israel during war (well, aren’t we fancy?), but he also sent in the military to protect them from attacks. Take that, haters!

Stefanik, not one to shy away from controversy, spoke boldly at the Israeli parliament, praising herself as a defender of George Washington’s dreams of religious freedom and vowing to stomp out antisemitism like a superhero. She slammed Biden for messing with Israel’s weapon deliveries, painting a picture of doom and gloom if we don’t help our pals across the sea. She even threw some shade at Iran, calling them out as the big bad wolf of terrorism.

In her speech, Stefanik made sure to flex her political muscles, bragging about how she’s always had Israel’s back in Congress. She proudly waved the flag of Trump’s unwavering support for Israel, like a cheerleader at a championship game. She made it crystal clear – messing with Israel’s aid is a big no-no in her playbook.

While the drama unfolds between political heavyweights, one thing’s for sure – the battle for who’s the ultimate bestie to Israel rages on. Will Biden’s track record be enough to fend off Stefanik’s fiery passion for supporting our allies? Only time will tell in this political showdown for the ages. Grab your popcorn, folks – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Written by Staff Reports

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