The genetic testing giant 23andMe has collapsed into bankruptcy, putting millions of Americans’ DNA data at risk. This company once promised to revolutionize healthcare but now faces a fire sale of sensitive customer information. Foreign buyers or corporate vultures could snatch up your family’s genetic blueprint without your consent. Experts warn this data could be weaponized against national security or sold to insurance companies. Meanwhile, your tax dollars fund woke puppet shows while real threats loom.
A California congressman wasted time defending Cookie Monster during a hearing about cutting PBS funding. While conservatives push to stop forcing taxpayers to fund liberal media, Democrats mocked the effort by talking about Muppets. This childish stunt ignored real issues like border chaos and inflation. It’s classic liberal priorities: protect socialist puppets while veterans sleep on streets.
Military leaders got caught discussing secret war plans in leaked online chats. This isn’t the first security failure under Biden’s weak leadership. Our enemies laugh as classified info pops up in TikTok memes and Sesame Street jokes. Strong borders and disciplined troops have been replaced by woke recruitments and embarrassing leaks.
The 23andMe disaster proves private companies can’t guard your DNA. Millions trusted this startup, but bankruptcy courts could hand your genetic code to China or Big Pharma. Parents who used 23andMe to trace family roots might soon find their kids’ DNA owned by hedge funds. Conservatives have warned for years about data privacy, while liberals cheered tech overreach.
At the PBS hearing, Republicans tried to end taxpayer funding for NPR’s biased news. Democrats responded by smearing conservatives as anti-education. They’d rather fund drag queen story hours than school choice programs. Elmo teaches kids to “share,” but sharing your hard-earned money with coastal elites isn’t caring—it’s theft.
The military chat leaks reveal a rotting bureaucracy. Instead of focusing on deterring China, brass waste time on climate change and diversity seminars. Our troops deserve leaders who prioritize strength over pronouns. These leaks endanger every soldier and weaken America’s global standing.
23andMe’s downfall exposes the lie of “trusting science” over common sense. Families paid to hand corporations their biological secrets. Now those secrets may fuel Communist research labs or discrimination by woke corporations. Government failed to protect citizens again, too busy policing pronouns to regulate tech giants.
While Washington obsesses over puppets, real Americans suffer. The border crisis floods cities with drugs, but Congress debates Muppet funding. Middle-class savings evaporate, but elites protect cookie-loving monsters. It’s time for leaders who secure DNA data, not Sesame Street subsidies—who rebuild the military, not leak its plans.