Staff Reports
What a delightful train wreck the Biden administration has turned out to be. Biden’s dismal performance at the first presidential debate wasn’t just an embarrassment to the nation; it’s ignited a full-blown soap opera backstage with his family and staff tearing each other apart. Thirteen insiders spilled the beans to NBC News, revealing that the sparks have been flying for a while. The debate just happened to be the grand finale of their internal fireworks show.
The immediate blame game is like a scene straight out of a bad sitcom. Biden’s aides are pointing their fingers at him, essentially saying, “Yeah, it’s all on Sleepy Joe.” Naturally, this has infuriated the first family, who are now running around like headless chickens, presumably muttering how it’s all some advisor’s fault. It’s almost like they forgot they picked these staffers themselves.
I found this on NewsBreak: Biden family and staff are at each other’s throats in the White House: Report https://t.co/89pMy3Sx70
— Frances (@Shadowtails54) July 8, 2024
Biden, in a rare moment of lucidity, admitted during an interview with ABC News that his debate debacle was on him. Of course, his kinfolk seems to be on a different page, rumored to be plotting the dismissal of senior advisers Anita Dunn and Bob Bauer. But despite all this family drama, as usual in Democrat fashion, there are no actual plans for change. Talk about a kangaroo court.
Meanwhile, White House Chief of Staff Jeff Zients tried to hose down the flames with a garden-variety statement dismissing the rumors as unfounded and insulting. He insisted that the president and the first lady still have full confidence in Team Biden, including Dunn and Bauer. One wonders if this confidence is as robust as Biden’s grip on reality.
To add another layer of absurdity, advisers claim Biden shines when he’s off-curtain. But hilariously, they’re still hiding him behind the curtain anyway. Some Biden loyalists blame the over-management from “the firm,” while seasoned staff accuse the family of keeping Biden in bubble wrap. Who’s got the popcorn ready?
Staff morale is reportedly at rock bottom post-debate, with many frustrated by the continuous finger-pointing and drama reminiscent of Shakespearean tragedy, though perhaps more fitting for daytime TV. The debate performance has lit a fire under those who wonder if Biden should even bother with the 2024 run. Meanwhile, the Biden clan debates how best to prop him up for the next round.
Even the Washington Examiner couldn’t resist poking fun, reaching out to the White House presumably for a status report on their circus. All this makes one wonder, if they can’t handle a debate, how on earth are they handling the country?
