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In yet another display of presidential prowess, Joe Biden shared with a group of Democratic governors that perhaps a bit more shut-eye and fewer work hours could remedy his lackluster performance—because nothing says “fit for office” like needing an early bedtime. At this all-important meet-up, Biden suggested axing any events that stretch beyond 8 p.m. No surprise there, as the president recently fumbled through a debate rife with verbal slip-ups and rampant forgetfulness.
Apparently, Biden refuses to abandon the 2024 race despite whispers from his own party suggesting it’s time for him to bow out gracefully. He blissfully blamed his debate debacle on an overloaded travel schedule and debate prep intensity. The president confessed to these governors that he lacks sleep, revealing that perhaps listening to his staff’s advice about cutting back was not such a bad idea after all.
Biden Tells Governors 'My Health Is Fine, "It's Just My Brain"'; But Says He Needs to Get More Sleep, Work Fewer Hours and Not Do Events After 8 P.M.: Report
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During the meeting, Biden tackled questions about his health with the casual finesse of a comedian stuck in a dramatic role. When asked by Hawaii’s Governor Josh Green, Biden reassured everyone that he was just fine—that his brain was only taking a nap, but he did not need to worry. Some governors were left scratching their heads, unsure if it was meant to be a joke or a profound revelation of his condition.
Biden continues to cite his recent jet-setting as the root cause of his abysmal debate performance, mentioning that jet lag nearly had him dozing off on stage. At a fundraising event, he admitted that he “wasn’t very smart” for jetting off right before a big debate—a stunningly insightful self-awareness moment for Biden. According to him, it’s not an excuse; it’s merely an explanation. Comforting, right?
Despite this chaotic whirlwind, the president insists he’s got the stamina to take on another round of Trump. The White House remains in steadfast denial mode, batting away any inkling that Biden might back down. Yet, with calls from prominent Democrats like Rep. Lloyd Doggett advocating for his withdrawal, followed swiftly by Reps. Raúl Grijalva and Seth Moulton, reality might beg to differ. Even former Rep. Tim Ryan suggested it’s time for Kamala Harris to enter the 2024 nominee spotlight.
Through it all, Biden soldiers on, promising he’s still got what it takes. Age, after all, is just a number, even if that number sometimes struggles with clarity and energy. As the curtain rises on this political theater, one can only wonder how long Biden can keep this charade before the final act comes crashing down.
