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Biden Struggles at Press Event, Doubts Over Candidacy Grow

Biden’s pitiful attempt to rally the floundering Democratic Party unraveled faster than his approval ratings at a press conference supposedly designed to reinvigorate his candidacy. Known for his mumbling and bumbling, Biden failed to stop the torrent of doubts surrounding his nomination despite surviving this rare solo appearance.

Staged two weeks after a calamitous debate against former President Trump, Biden’s performance at the NATO summit in Washington, D.C., offered a mix of cringe-worthy flops and desperate assurances. The Democrats’ designated savior stumbled through his answers while trying to convince the American public he’s still the best bet for the Blue team in November.

For those keeping an eye on the latest dumpster fire, here are the gems from Thursday’s press circus.

Determined to cling to the sinking ship, Biden bewilderingly asserted his capability to beat Trump, again. Facing a barrage of questions about why he hasn’t thrown in the towel, Biden doubled down on his decision to stay in the race, claiming he’s the man for the job despite what polls—or reality—might suggest. With confidence that would make any used car salesman blush, Biden insisted he alone could vanquish Trump, much to the chagrin of Democrats praying for a miracle.

Surprise, surprise: Biden’s bravado did nothing to soothe the worried minds of his fellow Democrats. Supposedly aiming to rebound from a disastrous debate in Atlanta, Biden kicked off the press conference by confusing Vice President Kamala Harris with Trump. As if that weren’t enough to set alarm bells ringing, he scattered more gaffes and missteps throughout his flawed performance. The ship continued to take on water as three House Democrats immediately signaled their desire for Biden to step aside, mirroring the growing discontent among party ranks.

Ironically, his foreign policy answers became the saving grace of an otherwise cringeworthy ordeal. Despite yet another embarrassing name flub earlier in the day, this time referring to Ukrainian President Zelensky as “President Putin,” Biden seemingly managed to string together coherent responses on serious global issues. Multitasking might not be his forte, but at least he, momentarily, showed signs of knowing what’s happening abroad. Addressing concerns about facing global adversaries like Xi Jinping or Putin, Biden thumped his chest saying he’s ready for the challenge now and in the distant future.

Attempting to quell further doubts, Biden nodded toward the idea of Vice President Kamala Harris stepping in if necessary. Though he bumbled her name once again, he gave a tentative thumbs up to Harris’s qualifications to lead if Biden’s campaign collapses, stating he wouldn’t have chosen her if she wasn’t capable. Yet, Biden made it clear he’s not going anywhere unless his campaign team straight-up tells him there’s no path to victory. Cue the eye-rolls from concerned Democrats watching at home.

Trying to end on a somewhat confident note, Biden reminded everyone that the Democratic National Convention delegates are “free” to pick someone else. However, he once again volleyed his belief that he’s the best option to govern, even whispering sweet nothings into the microphone about his supposed overwhelming support.

The DNC better have a backup plan ready because August 19-22 may be a nail-biter. The virtual scramble to comply with state ballot deadlines could mean nominating a candidate who isn’t fortified for the political battlefield ahead.

Written by Staff Reports

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