Staff Reports
President Joe Biden, who wasn’t even brave enough to put his own name on the ballot, slyly slid into the winning spot of the New Hampshire Democratic primary through a sneaky write-in campaign. It’s a move that screams “I’m too scared to play by the rules, so let me just sneak my way to the top.” And after hours of suspense, Biden finally released a statement, filling the air with rhetoric about Donald Trump being the Republican nominee and raising the stakes of the upcoming election. It’s like he’s desperately trying to distract everyone from his own shady victory by pointing fingers and making empty promises.
But let’s not forget, this is the same Biden who conveniently chose to ignore the primary election altogether, opting instead to give a pro-abortion speech in Virginia. Because what better way to celebrate an underhanded win than by championing controversial issues and flubbing names of former governors? Classic Biden, always finding a way to stir the pot while trying to divert attention from his own lackluster performance in the primary.
Decision Desk HQ projects Joe Biden wins the New Hampshire Democratic primary as a write-in candidate.#DecisionMade: 8:42pm ET
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— Decision Desk HQ (@DecisionDeskHQ) January 24, 2024
Despite his attempt to downplay his previous failure in the state, this shady victory is a small glimmer of hope for Biden and his supporters, especially after his embarrassing fifth-place finish in New Hampshire during the 2020 election. And let’s not forget how he and the Democrats have been griping about the lack of diversity in New Hampshire, conveniently forgetting that South Carolina is where the real action is. Looks like Biden is relying on old allies and familiarity to save face after his lackluster showing in the New Hampshire primary.
So, while Biden may be celebrating his sneaky win and trying to redirect the spotlight, it’s clear that his victory is surrounded by a cloud of suspicion and shady tactics. But hey, in his world, anything goes as long as he gets the W, right?
