Staff Reports
It’s been a wild Biden ride lately, folks, and this latest pit stop may have you scratching your head harder than a monkey with an itchy scalp. Ol’ Joe’s been talking to the press, and boy, did he serve up a buffet of bloopers on a silver platter.
Let’s start with this “come to Jesus” moment he had with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Apparently, Biden thinks he’s from the “southern part” of Delaware, where they apparently sling around Southern expressions like cornbread at a BBQ. Quick geography lesson, Joe, there ain’t no Southern drawl in Delaware! Unless you count Biden’s own muddled mutterings, that is.
Biden Confusion: Blanks Out, Says Went Into Ukraine to Get Bin Laden, Explains 'Come to Jesus' Mic Moment https://t.co/ch9r3dZfjv
The stupid is Rich!!— David Stone (@RawkRari) March 12, 2024
But wait, there’s more! In an interview with Capehart, the lights were on but Biden wasn’t home. When asked if he’d speak at the Israeli Knesset again, he seemed more lost than a kid in a corn maze. After a long pause that you could drive a truck through, he mumbled something about rather not discussing it further. Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
And let’s not forget Biden’s greatest hits album, featuring a remix of the time he claimed the US stormed into Ukraine on a wild goose chase for bin Laden. News flash, Joe: bin Laden was chillin’ in Pakistan, not painting matryoshka dolls in Kiev! And the cherry on top? Biden thought going into Iraq was all about bin Laden. I guess he missed the memo about Saddam Hussein and those pesky WMDs.
One thing’s for sure: Biden’s compass is about as accurate as a squirrel with a GPS. The man can’t seem to navigate a sentence without getting lost in verbal quicksand. And don’t even get me started on his track record with risky decisions. If Biden was any more risk-averse, he’d be wrapping himself in bubble wrap before leaving the house.
In conclusion, folks, this swirling tornado of confusion and misfires should serve as a sobering reminder of the danger of putting a walking, talking gaffe machine in charge. If Biden can’t even keep his stories straight, how can we trust him to lead the country? It’s like asking a cat to bark – it simply ain’t gonna happen. Let’s hope America can steer clear of this Bermuda Triangle of blunders come election day.
