Biden’s Blunders Unveiled: Media Ignores Memory Meltdown

Oh boy, hold onto your hats, folks, because Sleepy Joe’s press conference the other night was a real doozy! Reporters finally grew a spine and started asking the tough questions, and boy oh boy, did Biden lose his cool. The nerve of those reporters to finally call out his mental fitness for the job! The report revealed the shocking truth about Biden’s memory lapses and even classified information blunders, and boy, oh boy, was it a doozy!

The special counsel report dropped a bombshell, saying that Biden “willfully” kept and shared highly classified documents, but, of course, no charges were brought against him. The Justice Department basically gave him a free pass because, well, he’s old and senile, and we all know that nothing makes Dems happier than playing the sympathy card! Can you believe that they’d give him a pass just because he’s old and apparently losing his marbles?

The worst part? Biden’s memory is so bad that he can’t even remember when he was vice president, much less important events like his son’s death and discussions about the Afghanistan War. But wait, there’s more! He’s now even making up stories about world leaders who have been dead for ages, talking about conversations that never even happened! Come on, man, you can’t make this stuff up!

And you won’t believe the double standard from the press! When it was Trump in the hot seat, they were all too eager to throw around the idea of using the 25th amendment to boot him from office. But now that Biden’s in the same boat, suddenly the press is as quiet as a mouse. It’s like they’ve magically forgotten all about the 25th amendment! Unreal.

So, here we are, folks. Old Joe’s struggling, and the press is too busy hiding the truth to even dare to mention using the 25th amendment to remove him. It’s enough to make you wonder what’s more important to them – the president’s mental fitness or his party affiliation. The hypocrisy is off the charts, but hey, what else is new? Keep your eyes peeled, folks, there’s no telling what Sleepy Joe will say next!

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