Staff Reports
In a startling turn of events, President Joe Biden and his merry band of Democrats are making it rain in the fundraising department. They’ve been stuffing their campaign coffers with more moolah than the Republicans, led by the great and powerful Donald Trump, can shake a stick at. According to those nosy folks at Politico, Biden’s campaign pocketed a cool $21 million in February alone, leaving them with a whopping $71 million in the piggy bank. Combine that with the DNC’s stash, and they’ve got a staggering $97.5 million to play with. Meanwhile, Trump and his RNC pals are left scrounging for spare change with just $44.8 million. Ouch!
But hold onto your hats, folks, ’cause this showdown in the fundraising arena ain’t over yet. Back in January, Biden’s team managed to rake in an eye-popping $42 million, leaving them with a grand total of $130 million. Meanwhile, the RNC was probably busy searching under the couch cushions for loose coins, as they were left with a measly $8 million at the end of 2023. It seems like Trump’s fundraising efforts couldn’t even muster enough to cover his legal fees, which reportedly gobbled up over $60,000 in just a few months. Talk about nickel and diming it!
New Fundraising Haul Takes Biden War Chest Over Double Trump, RNC’s https://t.co/osNCeNt3r0
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 22, 2024
Despite Biden’s war chest bursting at the seams, it looks like he might be losing the battle in the voter approval arena. According to a fancy survey by Redfield & Wilton Strategies, ol’ Joe is getting trounced by Trump in those all-important swing states. Even his snooze-worthy State of the Union address didn’t do him any favors, as the public just ain’t feeling the Biden love. With approval ratings lower than a limbo stick at a hobbit party, Biden is also facing whispers about his age and health. Turns out, a whopping 76% of Americans are sweating bullets about whether good ol’ Joey is fit as a fiddle for the 2024 showdown. Yikes!
In the end, it’s shaping up to be a classic tale of David vs. Goliath, with Biden and his bulging war chest facing off against the scrappy underdog, Donald Trump. Will Biden’s mountains of cash be enough to catapult him to victory? Or will Trump’s gritty determination and questionable legal fees strategy turn the tables once again? Stay tuned, my fellow patriots, ’cause this high-stakes political drama is just getting started!
