Staff Reports
In a world full of scandals and legal issues, it’s nice to take a short break and focus on something lighter. And who better to provide a dose of laughter than our beloved President Word Smith himself, Joe Biden? Known for his locutionary struggles, Biden has gifted us with some unforgettable word creations in the past, like “badakathcare” and “trunalimunumaprzure.” But now, brace yourselves for his latest masterpiece: “Bipartfluxanicstructure.”
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Unfortunately, Biden couldn’t provide any insight into what this word means or how it should be spelled. It’s almost as if he just throws random syllables together and hopes for the best. But hey, let’s cut the man some slack, shall we? He does have a knack for coming up with outrageous and nonsensical words.
However, when Biden does manage to articulate his thoughts somewhat coherently, his words often leave us shaking our heads. Remember when he called Trump and MAGA Republicans “semi-fascists”? It’s clear that he lacks the courage to fully embrace his feelings because he tacked on the “semi.” As for abortion, Biden considers it an “essential health care service,” conveniently brushing aside the fact that many Americans believe it infringes on the constitutional rights of the unborn.
Maybe it’s time for Biden to brush up on his knowledge of the U.S. Constitution. With his track record of serial lying, blaming others, and creating nonsensical words, it’s hard to imagine why an 80-year-old man like him would even entertain the idea of running for reelection. But let’s be clear, hardworking Americans who value honor, respect the Constitution, and want secure borders have zero reasons to vote for Biden in 2024.
In the end, let’s hope we don’t mess up the next election by choosing Corn Pop’s pal as our leader. After all, we deserve better than a president who invents words and lacks the cojones to take a stand. Stay vigilant and protect our values, folks. And remember, Chicago-style, thin crust pizza is the only way to go.
