Staff Reports
Steaming hot news alert—hold on to your hats, folks! A video claiming to show cannibals in Haiti has been making the rounds on social media faster than a kangaroo on a pogo stick. But guess what? The verdict is in, and it’s about as false as the idea of cats taking over the world (which, by the way, would definitely not be a purr-fect plan).
FACT CHECK: Video Shared As Cannibals In Haiti Is Actually From Visual Effects Artist https://t.co/qxfRYFf71s via @DailyCaller
— Chris 🇺🇸 (@Chris_1791) March 19, 2024
Seems like the Haitian gang leader is stirring up trouble like a kid mixing chocolate milk too vigorously. Prime Minister Ariel Henry is stuck playing hide-and-seek, leaving Uncle Sam to swoop in like a superhero to save the day. The United States sent troops faster than you can say “cheeseburger” to fortify the Embassy in Port-au-Prince. Looks like someone needs a permission slip to enter that neighborhood!
Now, about that video. Hold onto your lunch, because the caption suggested Haitians were cooking up something more horrifying than a burnt toast—human body parts! But stop the presses, folks. Turns out, the guy in the video stirring the pot like a chef on a cooking show is none other than a special effects wizard named Hakeem Onilogbo. This dude deserves an Oscar, not a pitchfork. Those so-called cannibals are just actors in a movie, not monsters in real life—talk about a drama double-take!
Just when you thought the online rumor mill ran out of gas, reports of cannibalism during Haiti’s recent rebellion came knocking at the door like an uninvited salesperson. Chaos seems to be the flavor of the day, with prisons under siege and reporters throwing around words like “Mayday!” faster than a toupee in a storm. It’s like a soap opera, but with fewer pleasant surprises and more drama than a catfight at a dog show.
In the land of make-believe and misinformation, it’s no surprise to see tall tales take flight faster than a rocket on the Fourth of July. Remember that time someone said President Biden wanted to toss money at Americans like confetti? Yeah, not happening. So next time you see a video claiming to show cannibals having a cookout in someone’s backyard, just remember—it’s more likely to be a Hollywood production than a documentary. Keep those critical thinking caps on, folks, and don’t let fake news derail the truth train!
