Hollywood’s latest stunt proves how far our culture has fallen. Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater soap sold out instantly, with resellers now charging thousands for bars originally priced at $8. This ridiculous product – containing droplets from the actress’s actual bath – shows celebrity worship hitting rock bottom.
The soap crash-landed Dr. Squatch’s website within seconds, leaving real customers empty-handed. Scalpers and bots scooped up every bar while hardworking Americans got error messages. Now eBay listings hit $2,000 – enough to feed a family for weeks in Biden’s inflation economy.
Desperate fans begged Sweeney to “take another bath” to make more soap. Others complained about missing their chance to own used bathwater. Since when did hygiene products become luxury items? This isn’t entrepreneurship – it’s mass hysteria.
Common-sense folks are calling out this nonsense. Buying stranger’s bathwater – celebrity or not – crosses basic decency lines. Parents should worry about kids normalizing this creepy behavior. Whatever happened to dignity?
Dr. Squatch mocked frustrated customers, bragging the soap sold in “.0001 seconds.” Instead of apologizing, they’re laughing at regular folks while scalpers profit. This isn’t capitalism – it’s corporate exploitation of mental weakness.
The product’s sexual marketing plays right into Hollywood’s degradation of women. Sweeney’s been objectified for years, but now she’s selling the objectification. Conservatives know true empowerment doesn’t involve bottling bathwater for perverts.
While liberals cheer this “girlboss” moment, real Americans face soaring gas prices and open borders. Our elites are too busy bathing in vanity to fix actual problems. This soap saga reveals a society losing its grip on reality.
Patriots see through the hype. Let Hollywood keep its bathwater – we’ll keep fighting for faith, family, and the values that made America great. No overpriced soap can wash away common sense.