Staff Reports
The Chinese government's constant spying on the United States is beginning to feel like a circus that will never end. It seems like every few weeks or months, we find out something new about how they try to trick us. This year alone, we found out about the Chinese spy balloon, possible spying at U.S. docks, and even a spy base they built in Cuba. Well, stay put, folks, because the show isn't over yet! This week, we found out that China is taking things a step further by sending their own people to spy on our military bases and gather information on U.S. land. And we're not just talking about a few cases, no sir! As many as 100 times, these sneaky Chinese people have been caught spying on the U.S. It's like a game of hide-and-seek, except they're spying on our troops instead of just having fun. How wonderful!
Chinese spying at U.S. bases is probably also occurring at military bases of our allies. We must be on guard and sober in analyzing that #China is an adversary intent on undermining our way of life. https://t.co/U1zAHEoQGo
— James Hutton (@JEHutton) September 4, 2023
To be fair, it's very possible that the US is also keeping an eye on what the Chinese government is doing. I mean, come on, everyone spies on everyone else these days, isn't that just a given? But let's be honest, people. There has been a clear increase in how often China tries to spy on us right here in the United States. The Chinese Communist Party is almost showing a neon sign that says, "We can spy wherever we want, and there's nothing you can do about it!" And how does our favorite government in the United States react? With a huge "meh!" Oh, how funny.
The Wall Street Journal says that these Chinese nationals have gotten into military bases and other sensitive sites in the U.S. as many as 100 times in the past few years by claiming to be harmless tourists. Ladies and gents, just let that sink in for a moment. These events, which U.S. officials have correctly called espionage, are meant to test how well we protect our military bases and government buildings. It's like playing a strange game of "how can we get through your defenses without getting caught?" People, they are getting pretty good at it.
These gatecrashers follow a set of rules, almost as if they were players in a complicated spy movie. When security guards question them, they use what can only be called rehearsed language to say they are lost tourists. Do they really want us to believe that they just happened to walk onto a military base while looking for the nearest gift shop? It's really an insult. But that's not all! These Chinese people don't just rely on their acting skills; they also use drones to help them in their little spying missions. They are so tech-savvy!
And it's not only at military bases, people. Near military and NASA sites, there are Chinese people scuba diving and taking shots. I bet they're just trying to find the best place to take a selfie, right? And don't forget the brave people who go to far-away military airports to try to get into our sites. It's like a twisted version of "Where's Waldo," but instead of looking for a silly guy in a striped shirt, we're looking for possible threats to our national security. Have fun!
Now, the government wants us to think that these Chinese people are just innocent bystanders whose government pushed them to spy. But let's go back in time for a moment. Remember that Chinese woman who was caught entering Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago property without a pass in 2019? She had a lot of spy equipment with her. She had two IDs, four cellphones, a big wad of cash, and a lot of other gadgets. Someone must have forgotten to tell her how to act like a tourist. But here's the kicker: she had a device that could find cameras that were hidden! Hmm, I'm not sure why a stranger would need that. Almost like she was up to something bad.
Our dear President Joe Biden doesn't seem to care much about these obvious spying actions, which is a shame. Remember when the spy balloon appeared in the winter? His answer was as weak as a limp noodle. Don't even start talking to me about the Chinese spy base in Cuba. The White House acted like it didn't matter, saying that it had been there for a while. Well, I'm sorry if I'm scared! China is giving us almost too many chances to be spies, and all our fearless boss does is give a half-hearted shrug. Good job!
This has nothing to do with politics, people. It's about keeping our country safe, plain and simple. We need a President who cares about border security and national security in every way. At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, it seems like that kind of boss is in short supply. Our national security should be a top priority, but the President still hasn't woken up and taken Chinese spying seriously. How many more "new revelations" does he need before he finally gets it? The clowns are in charge, and the ringmaster needs to step up and protect our country.
