Staff Reports
In a city that supposedly never sleeps, it seems New York City is keeping its residents awake for all the wrong reasons. If you’re a woman trying to navigate the subway system without encountering creepy company, you might find yourself in quite a pickle these days. One lady’s tale about a relentless subway stalker sounds like something straight out of a suspense flick. Spotted as she hopped from one train to another, this urban trek became an unintended exercise in evasion. In this cityscape, where dimly lit stops hold more thrills than you’d like, she’s having a heck of a time staying ahead of trouble.
Now, before there are any signs of distress, remember that living in New York City isn’t exactly compulsory. With a country chock-full of sunshine states and heartland havens, it’s curious why someone would choose to reside in what some deem a crime-riddled metropolis. But let’s assume our New York heroine braves this backdrop of towering skyscrapers and endless honking horns. It’s hard to sympathize when she’s likely among those who voted for the very policies shaping her predicament.
Contrary to the article’s depiction of escalating subway crime, NYPD data shows a decline in crime incidents. There was a 36% drop in subway crimes in January 2025 compared to the previous year, and overall crime rates have declined, showing that proactive policing strategies have been effective.
There’s no mention in the data of a “new mayor” with policies aimed at defunding the police. Current crime reduction efforts in New York include increased police deployments, notably in transit, which have contributed to enhanced safety in the subway system.
Our subway adventurer expresses rightful frustration over her situation, but the solution isn’t simply venting on social media platforms. A world full of digital wails and GIF-laden grumbles requires a more pragmatic approach. Maybe it’s time to trade in the social media angst for action. Perhaps joining forces with folks donning red hats in sunnier parts of the country could shift the tide. And hey, regions like Florida are always in need of some electoral muscle!
In a nutshell, if the Big Apple feels more like a bruised banana, it might be wise to reconsider your planting ground. Meanwhile, the city marches on, determined to stay awake and face its many ironies in light of the policies its people choose to embrace. Until then, New Yorkers can only hope for smoother commutes and safer streets, or maybe start packing their bags for a less anarchic adventure elsewhere.
