Staff Reports
You won’t believe what they found in the White House! It turns out there was a bag of cocaine just chilling in the secure West Wing last month. And guess who it belonged to? A member of the “Biden family orbit!” Yes, you heard that right, folks. The Biden family, once again, finds itself tangled in scandalous behavior.
Now, the Secret Service claims they couldn’t name a suspect due to a “lack of physical evidence.” But hold on, because Susan Katz Keating, the brave publisher of Soldier of Fortune, has done some digging and uncovered the truth. According to her report, there was enough evidence to actually name a suspect. And who does she suggest we ask for the name? Joe Biden himself! That’s right, the President of the United States is supposedly in the know about this whole cocaine debacle.
But wait, there’s more! Keating’s sources, who are clearly not afraid to spill the beans, also mention that the bag of cocaine didn’t belong to Hunter Biden. We all know Hunter has had his fair share of troubles with drugs, so it wouldn’t be a big surprise if he was involved. But no, this time it’s someone else from the “Biden family orbit.” Who could it be? The suspense is killing us!
The daring journalists at the New York Post even tried to verify Keating’s report by texting a number provided in the article. And guess what? They received a response! It seemed like an automated text, linking to a messaging platform called Community. Now, why would the White House be using a messaging platform like that? Suspicious, if you ask me.
JUST IN: Three sources close to the Biden administration have just confirmed that the bag of cocaine found at the White House belonged to someone in the Biden ‘family orbit’.
It was Hunter Biden all along wasn’t it? 🤔 https://t.co/yXuJ15R3ew
— Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 (@ProudElephantUS) August 9, 2023
Now, let’s not forget that this isn’t the first time drugs have made an appearance at the White House. Just last year, trace amounts of marijuana were found there too. It’s becoming all too clear that this administration has a serious problem with drugs. And they expect us to trust them with running our country?
It’s time for Joe Biden to come clean and tell the American people the truth. Who in his precious Biden family orbit was involved in this cocaine scandal? We deserve answers. But one thing’s for sure, this is just another example of the moral decline we’ve seen from the left. How can we trust them to govern when they can’t even keep their own house free from drugs? It’s a disgrace.
