Staff Reports
Look who’s crying now! It seems Democratic Senators are scrambling like chickens without heads. Why? Because Stephen Colbert, their beloved talk show host who’s been parroting liberal narratives for CBS, is about to exit stage left. They’re acting as if the Democrats just lost another golden opportunity, frantically grasping to understand the reasons behind Colbert’s farewell from the late-night scene. Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren and California Senator Adam Schiff took to social media, desperately airing their grievances like it’s junior prom and their favorite DJ just called it quits.
These political heavyweights should be worried. They banked on Colbert to regurgitate their talking points to his dwindling audience. What else do you expect from someone who practically pocketed partisan lines to lash against conservatives? The left must be realizing that their mainstream media mouthpiece isn’t the powerhouse it once was. People are waking up. Tuning into entertainers to shape political views is passé when the emperor has no clothes.
Then there’s the conspiracy theory angle. Democrats are practically begging for you to buy into a narrative that CBS canceled Colbert after he looked under the hood of its parent company Paramount’s $16 million settlement with former President Trump. Warren craves for us to believe there’s a dark, secret reason behind it, almost as if they can’t accept that America is changing its channel to something less predictable, less preachy. It sounds more like another desperate attempt to vilify Trump from miles away.
— Allen (@miscreantmd) July 18, 2025
Let’s talk about why Colbert was really axed. Could it be that Americans are tired of the smug late-night routine? Viewers are flipping to new perspectives, like those discussed on “The Joe Rogan Experience,” instead of tuning in to drool over the same old “Orange Man Bad” bit. The youth prefer platforms that don’t insult their intelligence. Americans want voices that challenge status quo echo chambers, not another leftist lament sesh disguised as comedy.
The real kicker? Colbert and his tribe of performers loved poking fun at voters when their golden boys win. It’s hilarious how quickly they blame someone else when they get knocked off the air. Now the Democrats are left scrambling to find a competent new ventriloquist to preach left-wing dogma. Who will fill the void of echoing baseless rage and distorted realities to the increasingly disinterested masses? One thing’s for sure, the late-night landscape will need more than a few tear-stained Twitter posts to stay afloat.
