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In a shockingly hilarious turn of events during the trial of rapper Young Thug, witness Adrian Bean for the Atlanta District Attorney’s office confessed to being “so high” and on the verge of falling asleep in court. Can you believe it? This guy couldn’t even stay awake to spill the beans! And speaking of beans, maybe he needed a can of beans to keep him alert during the trial. This witness seems as reliable as a broken pencil!
Witness For Fani Willis’ Office Admits To Being ‘So High’ While Testifying: ‘About To Go To Sleep’ https://t.co/EkUjMVJzzn
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 20, 2024
Bean, who was supposedly the getaway driver in an armed robbery and a car chase involving Young Thug back in 2013, is proving to be more entertaining than a clown at a birthday party. It’s like a comedy show in court, except it’s supposed to be serious business. Maybe next time they can hire a witness who isn’t nodding off, right?
The defense had a field day with Bean’s confession, claiming that the police might have twisted his words to fit their narrative. And to add more spice to the mix, they even played audio of Bean suggesting that Young Thug wasn’t even present during the shooting. Talk about a plot twist! It’s like a soap opera unfolding in real life, with Bean playing the role of the forgetful witness.
Despite the circus surrounding Bean’s testimony, the Atlanta DA’s office is still trying to nail Young Thug to the wall, using everything from his song lyrics to his clothing as evidence of criminal activity. It’s like they’re grasping at straws to paint this rapper as a hardened criminal, when all he probably wants to do is lay down some sick beats. Let the guy rap in peace, am I right?
In the end, it seems like this trial is turning into more of a comedy sketch than a serious legal proceeding. Maybe they should consider booking Bean for a stand-up routine after this is all said and done. And as for Young Thug, well, let’s hope he can clear his name and get back to the music scene where he truly belongs. After all, it’s not easy being a rapper with all this drama swirling around.
