Staff Reports
Hunter Biden’s latest legal maneuver fell flat faster than a lead balloon on a windy day. The Department of Justice turned down his unique attempt to wiggle out of nine tax charges. Attempting to navigate tricky waters, Biden suggested an “Alford plea,” where he would admit to guilt without really acknowledging any wrongdoing. In simpler terms, he wanted the system to give him a way to plead guilty while maintaining that he didn’t really do anything wrong—a special deal just for him.
Prosecutor Leo Wise, representing special counsel David Weiss, shot down this idea faster than a 2nd Amendment supporter at a gun control rally. He firmly stated that Biden doesn’t get to play by a different set of rules, emphasizing that the justice system shouldn’t cater to those with powerful last names. This wasn’t a game of Monopoly where one gets to collect $200 for simply passing “Go.” Wise made it clear that the law applies to everyone equally, even if that means Hunter Biden has to face the music like any regular Joe.
Prosecutors are not having Hunter Biden's Alford plea.
Special Counsel Leo Wise said he wants to make "crystal clear" that USA opposes.
"Hunter Biden is not innocent. Hunter Biden is guilty. And he's not allowed to plead guilty on special terms that only apply to him."
— Meghann Cuniff (@meghanncuniff) September 5, 2024
Biden’s attorney, Abbe Lowell, attempted to turn the tables, claiming that the notion of “special terms” for his client was unfounded and outrageously unfair. He went so far as to argue that the idea made for a sensational headline but was otherwise baseless. Apparently, in the defense attorney’s mind, trying to pull a fast one should come with a pat on the back and “better luck next time.” The courtroom drama was heating up, proving that when it comes to Hunter Biden’s legal woes, the only headlines being made are the ones pointing out his attempts to duck accountability.
As if a legal spectacle wasn’t enough, the situation took another twist after Biden’s legal team surprised everyone by throwing the Alford plea into the mix just before jury selection was set to kick off, leaving special prosecutors to scramble. In a classic move reminiscent of a last-minute Hail Mary in football, Biden’s team switched gears just when the game was about to begin. Still, the judges are not impressed with such antics and are leaning towards getting down to business, where justice is expected to prevail.
The judge, Mark Scarsi, wisely suggested postponing jury selection, allowing the prosecution to prepare their case against Biden’s cheeky plea thoroughly. With proceedings dragging on, it appears that Hunter’s hopes of slinking away with a clever legal loophole are dashed—at least for now. For the Biden clan, the road ahead looks rocky as the legal system makes clear that no amount of privilege will grant them immunity from accountability. The unfolding drama continues, drawing attention and skepticism alike, as more Americans watch to see if true justice will ever catch up to the first son.
