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Oh boy, hold on tight, folks, because it looks like Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) is taking another tumble! TMZ reports that the elderly and long-serving politician is now in the hospital after a tripping and falling incident in the great city of San Francisco. Seriously, how many ailments does this woman have? Shingles, Ramsay Hunt syndrome, encephalitis… It’s like her body is trying to tell her something, like maybe it’s time to retire and let someone else take the reins.
BREAKING: 90-year-old Democrat Senator Dianne Feinstein has been hospitalized after tripping and falling in her San Francisco home.
Dianne Feinstein is a perfect example of why we absolutely NEED age & term limits for ALL positions of public office. https://t.co/1i2RkS1pUH
— Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 (@ProudElephantUS) August 9, 2023
What’s even more concerning is that Feinstein has been exhibiting signs of dementia. Yep, you heard that right. This 90-year-old senator seems to be a little confused these days. Remember when she denied her absence from the Senate and appeared bewildered at Senate hearings? It’s almost like she wandered into the wrong room, thinking it was bingo night at the retirement home.
Now, I’m not a doctor, but maybe Feinstein’s fall was a result of her confused state of mind. TMZ doesn’t know how serious her injuries are, but considering her track record, it wouldn’t be surprising if she had a scratch or two. Either way, her press office seems to be conveniently ignoring inquiries. Typical.
Let’s not forget about some of Feinstein’s other moments of confusion. Last year, she had the audacity to ask why Kamala Harris, the Vice President of the United States and a fellow Californian, was in the Senate. Um, hello, Senator Feinstein, have you ever heard of the VP presiding over the Senate? It’s called civics 101, and apparently, Feinstein missed that class.
It’s no wonder that members of her own party are calling for her resignation. I mean, the woman can’t even remember who the Vice President is, for crying out loud! And it seems like her family isn’t too happy with her either. According to KNRS, Feinstein named her daughter power of attorney, which has raised some eyebrows. There’s even a family dispute over the sale of her beach house. It’s like a soap opera up in here!
But hey, Feinstein has been senator since 1992, so why retire now, right? It’s not like there are any qualified conservatives in California who could take her place. Oh wait, there are plenty, but we all know who runs that state. It’s a shame that California continues to elect politicians who are well past their prime and clearly struggling with their health.
Speaking of health issues, let’s not forget about other politicians who have had their fair share of troubles. Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) was recently hospitalized for a whopping 66 days due to “clinical depression.” Now, call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure depression isn’t a physical ailment that keeps you bedridden for months. But hey, who am I to question a liberal senator’s mental health?
And let’s not leave out Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), who had his own health scare caught on camera recently. Now, I don’t wish ill upon anyone, but maybe, just maybe, the universe is trying to send a message to these politicians who have overstayed their welcome. Retirement, anyone?
So, there you have it, folks. Senator Feinstein trips, falls, and lands herself in the hospital once again. With her track record of health issues and confusing moments, it’s clear that it’s time for her to ride off into the sunset. California deserves better representation, and maybe it’s time for some fresh conservative voices to step up and take the reins.
