Staff Reports
The world of political banter is heating up more than a summer cookout, especially with some eyebrow-raising antics emerging from the left and right. Gianno Caldwell recently sparked waves on Fox News, making a bold statement that the data never lies, yet the media manages to trip over itself continually. This sentiment resonates with many conservatives who see the mainstream media as a circus of bias more than a serious source of information. One can only hope the press takes a long, hard look in the mirror amidst its confounding headlines and narratives.
Meanwhile, Jake Tapper’s public musings about the political landscape raise serious questions about his state of mind, leading some to wonder if he’s partaking in the same “solution” as Kamala Harris. With commentary more befitting a stoner than a seasoned journalist, it seems some speculation is warranted regarding whether he should lay off the edibles before attempting to make sense of the world around him—or at least the political realm he so often covers.
The very bad, no good Obama- Biden Admin and MSM and their lles that should frighten everyone and convince voters that the Democrats are the ones who want power at all costs. https://t.co/vsPhz90ptE
— Jeanne Ives (@JeanneIves) November 4, 2024
Over at CNN, the speculation about campaign manager Susie Wiles stepping into the potential role of chief of staff seems more like wishful thinking. With Trump poised to clinch an electoral college victory, CNN’s refusal to acknowledge it feels like holding onto an old toy long after its batteries died. Their transparent vexation at Trump’s resilience is so palpable, it could almost fill a stadium.
Meanwhile, the uproar surrounding Kamala Harris continues with zero indication she’s ready to concede, which many conservatives find more amusing than shocking at this point. It brings back fond memories of Hillary Clinton sulking away in 2016, and thus the narrative of another crying episode plays out like a broken record. One can’t help but chuckle at the thought of Harris flipping through the latest issue of “How to Handle Losing Gracefully” as the days drag on without her calling it quits.
Trey Gowdy, with his sharp political claws, advised a certain “political resurrection” to refrain from hiring anyone with a penchant for writing tell-all books, which has garnered some heartfelt support. After all, isn’t it refreshing to see a politician willing to learn from the blunders of their predecessors? If only all involved could grasp the concept of leaving messy pasts behind instead of dragging them into the light. The molten mess of political narratives from a bygone era might just be Cloud Nine for the party of common sense—and sighs of relief are echoed worldwide as conservatives embrace their wins with gusto.
