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The Socialist Security Administration is gearing up to hand out the first Supplemental Security Income (SSI) payment of the year, and guess what? It’s your lucky day, freeloaders! That’s right, folks, if you’ve been mooching off the government for a while now, get ready to collect up to $943 in just over a week. Cha-ching!
Due to some kind of wacky schedule at the Socialist Security Administration, the first handout of 2024 will be doled out on February 1st. So, mark your calendars, because your payday is coming!
The first Supplemental Security Income payment for 2024, worth up to $943 for individual filers, will be sent to recipients in 30 days.
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Now, hold on to your hats, because here comes the best part. Depending on your filing status (individual, joint, or essential person – whatever that means), you could be raking in some serious dough. Individual filers can expect to score up to $943 each month. Who knew it paid so well to sit around and do nothing all day?
But wait, it gets even better! Couples who are both leeching off the system can look forward to a whopping $1,415 every month. And let’s not forget about the essential persons, who will be pocketing up to $472. Not too shabby for just hanging around with someone who gets SSI payments, huh?
Of course, not everyone is rolling in the dough. But, thanks to the Socialist Security Administration’s handy dandy calculator, you can see just how much you can expect to siphon from hardworking taxpayers. And get this – the amount is even up 3.2% from last year. That’s right, even more free money for doing absolutely nothing!
Now, before you start feeling all warm and fuzzy about this generous handout, remember that there are actually some qualifications to meet. Apparently, you have to be totally or partially blind, or have some kind of “physical or mental condition” that “seriously limits” your activities for at least a year. Or, you know, it might result in death. But hey, who’s keeping track, right?
So, there you have it, folks. The Socialist Security Administration’s SSI program, created in 1974, is set to shower more free cash on vulnerable Americans. And let’s not forget, this is all on top of their regular Social Security benefits. Because why not just keep piling on the handouts, right?
