Staff Reports
Hunter Biden, the son who just can’t seem to catch a break, has found himself in quite the pickle lately. With his father’s departure from the presidential race, it appears that Hunter is starting to feel the heat from none other than his friendly neighborhood mainstream media. The New York Times has recently decided to lift the veil on some seriously questionable dealings that tie Hunter to Burisma, the infamous Ukrainian energy company that just screams “corruption”! Sure, his seat on the board of Burisma may have come courtesy of family ties, but who doesn’t love a good ol’ ethics scandal now and then?
In a move that seemed almost too coincidental, the release of records showing Hunter’s collusion with a Biden-appointed ambassador happened just after Daddy Joe folded his presidential tent. It turns out that Hunter was actively asking for assistance from the U.S. ambassador to Italy in 2016 while he was knee-deep in attempts to shield Burisma from a corruption probe. Documents released paint a not-so-flattering picture, revealing how even government officials were nervous about Hunter’s ambitious plans, warning that the U.S. shouldn’t be involved in promoting a geothermal energy deal in Italy without a more formal process. Seems the best defense against the heat of scandal is a little bureaucratic caution!
🚨 🚨🚨 MSM TURNS ON HUNTER BIDEN. In a surprising turn of events, the New York Times has finally begun to hold Hunter Biden accountable for his controversial ties to Burisma, the Ukrainian energy company where he held a board position due to his family connections. With… pic.twitter.com/62kx3hZP78
— 🇺🇸 Freedom Piper 🇺🇸 (@FreeThinkerInc) August 14, 2024
Despite these revelations, The Times went the extra mile, downplaying the documents’ significance by implying that the delay in releasing them was just a typical day in the slow-moving world of government bureaucracy. Hunter’s attorney took the stage to assure everyone that no harm, no foul had taken place—no meetings and certainly no wrongdoing occurred. Hunter’s “proper request” to connect Burisma with Italian energy officials seems less like a straightforward inquiry and more like a desperate search for a life raft in the shark-infested waters of accountability.
Congressman James Comer from Kentucky has been leading the charge in exposing the Biden family’s questionable business dealings, and even he was taken aback by the depth of this latest blunder. He boldly pronounced this whole debacle to be one of the most significant political corruption scandals in U.S. history, which tells you just how monumental this mess is in the grand scheme of things. The phrase “Biden family business” is starting to sound less like a casual description and more like an invitation to a crime scene investigation.
Yet what may be most telling is the State Department’s apparent reluctance to cough up unredacted documents about Hunter’s affairs, opting instead to play hide-and-seek with records related to his questionable laptop dealings. Thousands of pages were eventually released, but none directly tied to Hunter’s unusual ventures, leading to a legal battle that the Times had to wage just to uncover the truth. As for the bumbling attempts to link Burisma with Italian officials, it seems there weren’t enough kicks to get the project off the ground, leaving Hunter adrift once again in a sea of oversight and missed opportunities. In the end, Hunter Biden’s political legacy might just be summed up as a glorified cautionary tale wrapped up in a family saga of corruption.
