Staff Reports
In a turn of events that no one saw coming, Hunter Biden faced some unexpected conditions of release after pleading not guilty to tax and firearm charges. It seems that Hunter was hoping for a plea deal that would have given him a mere slap on the wrist, but instead, he found himself with some stricter terms.
We’ve Got the Details of Hunter Biden’s New ‘Conditions of Release’ https://t.co/fj3BDpOXih
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 26, 2023
The federal docket revealed the list of conditions that Hunter must abide by to honor his release agreement. First and foremost, he must not break any federal, state, or local laws while on release. Seems like a reasonable request, right? But who knows with Hunter Biden, the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.
Hunter Biden’s conditions of release include: he must not consume alcohol or prohibited drugs, or possess a firearm, must submit to random drug tests as required, must actively seek employment and not violate any laws. pic.twitter.com/bw0uFH67EI
— Miranda Devine (@mirandadevine) July 26, 2023
BOOM — @HeyTammyBruce goes NUCLEAR against Hunter Biden and his legal team:
"I don't know if…Hunter Biden's lawyer put the bong down before he went into the courtroom today. It would be helpful to know that your lawyer is not on drugs!"@HARRISFAULKNER: "Wow! I don't know… pic.twitter.com/0b1uhEzAcs
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 26, 2023
Judge Maryellen Noreika also ordered Hunter to provide a DNA sample if necessary, inform the court of any change in residence or phone number, and show up for court appearances as required. It sounds like the judge has her doubts about Hunter’s reliability and wants to keep a close eye on him. Can’t blame her for that!
But that’s not all! Hunter Biden will have to submit to supervision in the Central District of California and either continue his employment or actively seek it. It’s about time he does something productive with his life instead of coasting on his father’s name. Maybe he can take up a job that doesn’t involve shady business dealings or potential conflicts of interest.
And get this, folks. Hunter is also banned from possessing firearms and using alcohol or illegal drugs. Looks like someone needs to clean up their act. The judge even ordered random drug testing, including urine tests and the wearing of a sweat patch. It’s no surprise considering Hunter’s track record. We wouldn’t want him getting into any more questionable situations like smoking from a bong while his lawyer puffs away in the background. Talk about setting a great example!
All in all, it seems like Hunter Biden’s easy ride might be coming to an end. The conditions of his release are firm, and for good reason. It’s about time he faces some consequences for his actions. Hopefully, this serves as a reminder that no one, not even the son of a powerful politician, is above the law. It’s time for Hunter to shape up or ship out!
