Staff Reports
Kamala Harris, it seems, has finally thrown in the towel. In a candid moment with soon-to-be ex-talk show host Stephen Colbert, Harris let slip she might not run for President in 2028, bemoaning a “broken” system. What she really means is “rigged,” which is laughably ironic for someone who was handed the Democratic nomination without winning a single primary. For someone who featured prominently in the “soft coup” against an elderly man with a notorious pudding-brain, it seems the wheels on her political bus are finally grinding to a halt.
Now, let’s talk about the elephant in the studio—Stephen Colbert. Our favorite faux comedian was left baffled on stage as he wrestled to understand Harris’s depressive mumblings. Seems the Democrats’ great hope for 2024 has turned into a piñata of defeat and confusion. But hey, that’s what happens when you try to sell a broken product to Americans who refuse to buy watered-down liberalism. Two peas in a pod of inconsequence, wasting airtime while America laughs.
Harris squanders over a billion dollars trying to beat Trump and fails spectacularly. Now she’s implying she’s done with the system. Her reasoning feels conveniently vague, akin to the way her party conveniently topples any chance of democracy within its own ranks. Let’s not forget the Sanders robbery orchestrated by the Democratic oligarchs. The Democrats excel at betrayal, mastering the art of backstabbing with Harris as a recent exhibition.
Kamala Shocks Stephen Colbert With Response About Running for President Again, Can’t Name Any Dem Leaders https://t.co/2k5gXTWgBN
— Tim D. Nank (@TimNank) August 1, 2025
Not that Colbert is any better. As Harris struggled to identify even a single leader in her party, Colbert’s clever retort hit a nerve: leadership in the Democratic Party is about as real as Bigfoot. With a non-answer and her trademark word salad, Harris proves once more she’s better at dodging questions than defining her party’s core values. Funny how the Democrats always preach democracy yet can’t name a leader to lead them out of the muck they created.
By the end, one has to wonder: Is Harris’ retreat a mercy to herself or a gift to America? Either way, her melancholic exit should remind us of one thing—America doesn’t need leaders flapping in the wind of DC elitism. So, thanks to Trump for saving us from another kamikaze Harris campaign. Who’s ready to bet against another Harris book flop? She should write a chapter on her epic display of leadership invisibility. Keep dreaming, Democrats.
