Staff Reports
The left’s obsession with drugs just keeps getting worse, folks. You won’t believe this outrageous story out of Indiana, where a middle school teacher was caught red-handed with meth hidden in her scrunchie. Yes, you heard that right – her scrunchie! It’s like they’re trying to turn our innocent hair accessories into drug dens. Good grief!
This shocking incident unfolded during a “Family Fun Night” at the school, of all places. The teacher, Sarah Duncan, decided to let her hair down for a photo with two students. Little did she know that her scrunchie was harboring a dark secret. Two astute students noticed that the scrunchie seemed unusually heavy and decided to investigate further. Lo and behold, they discovered a glass vial containing a white powder substance. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what that substance probably was.
Teacher arrested after students find meth hidden in hair scrunchie during ‘Family Fun Night’ https://t.co/TvBrf0qeWv pic.twitter.com/veRD1LIteY
— New York Post (@nypost) September 26, 2023
Thankfully, these young heroes wasted no time in alerting another teacher of their discovery. Unfortunately, instead of taking immediate action to address the situation, this other teacher instructed the students to simply throw the meth-infused scrunchie in the trash. Can you believe the irresponsibility? This is why we need stronger disciplinary measures in our schools. It’s a miracle those innocent children weren’t exposed to dangerous substances!
But the madness didn’t stop there. After the event, two janitors reportedly witnessed Duncan frantically searching for a hair tie. Clearly, she was desperate to retrieve her drug-laden scrunchie. It’s clear that Duncan had no regard for the safety and well-being of her students. This is yet another example of the left’s disregard for law and order. It sickens the conservative soul.
To make matters worse, when law enforcement got involved, Duncan’s drug test samples failed to reach the proper temperature for testing not once, but twice. Really, Duncan? We’re just supposed to believe that your urine somehow magically stayed cold? And if that wasn’t suspicious enough, officers also observed an unauthorized collection container falling out of her shorts. The excuses they come up with these days are absolutely mind-boggling.
Thankfully, justice was eventually served, and Duncan was arrested and fired from her teaching position. But let’s not forget that this story is yet another example of the sad state of our education system. Instead of focusing on teaching our children important life skills and academic subjects, some teachers are more interested in turning our schools into drug dens. It’s time to put an end to this madness and restore conservative values to education. Our children deserve better.
