Staff ReportsThe narrative surrounding President Joe Biden’s administration and its supposed commitment to fiscal responsibility has hit a bit of a pothole—more like a crater—thanks to the Defense Department’s ongoing struggle with accountability. For the seventh consecutive year, the Pentagon has flunked its annual budget audit, failing to account for how it spends that eye-popping $840 billion shopping spree.
Despite this grim report card, a high-ranking Pentagon official has declared that the situation is not as bleak as it seems. According to this official, the Department of Defense has turned a metaphorical corner, and passing audits is just a few years away—everyone just needs to hang tight. While the average American might think that failing to fully account for massive amounts of taxpayer dollars is a clear indication of incompetence, apparently that’s not the case in the halls of power.
Make sure you report any transactions over $600 though
DISAPPEARING ACT: The Pentagon has failed its seventh consecutive audit, unable to fully account for its $824 billion budget. Despite this, officials assert the Department of Defense "has turned a corner" in addressing its… pic.twitter.com/mVvS4TKyMl
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The Department of Defense’s budget is a maze of 28 entities, all of which are supposed to keep things in check during the audit process. Out of those entities, only nine managed to achieve an unmodified opinion, while others were left waving flags of qualified opinions or disclaimers. Despite the rosy statements from Pentagon brass, one has to wonder if this is the same “full accountability” that the general public expects from a simple tax return. For most, achieving anything less than passing marks on 82% of funding wouldn’t exactly earn a gold star.
The Under Secretary of Defense, Michael McCord, attempted to spin this fiasco by comparing the audit results to a student’s report card. He argued that having half a good report card should still be celebrated, but he seems to have missed the part where the majority of students need a passing score—typically above 60%. In the world of taxpayers, anything less than that failing grade means taxpayers are left in a lurch without clear answers on how their hard-earned dollars are being spent.
Predictably, the Pentagon has set lofty goals to achieve clean audits by around 2027 or 2028. The insistence on progress feels akin to a child promising to clean their room… next week… or the week after. More than a few skeptics might wonder whether all those lofty plans are merely a smokescreen to buy a little more time while the financial train careens down the track.
As the Pentagon continues to tout its supposed improvements—like increasing the percentage of funding deemed “materially sound”—it raises the question: Is there a genuine commitment to accountability, or is it simply another case of government officials pushing a narrative that deflects attention from the real issues? For average conservatives watching the financial hilarity unfold, the message is clear: fiscal sanity remains a wish list item rather than a reality.
