It appears the Secret Service has traded in its superhero capes for pajama pants when it comes to protecting former President Trump. A recent report has unveiled a whole laundry list of their inadequacies, from security breaches to backroom gossip, as well as more than a few agents caught snoozing on the job. If this were a buddy cop movie, it’d be called “Dumb and Dumber Protect the President.”
The internal review of the Secret Service’s 60-member detail has placed particular emphasis on one hapless agent who was part of the plan to secure Trump during an assassination attempt. This individual apparently thought it would be a good idea to share her whereabouts on social media while simultaneously being responsible for Trump’s safety. Under what universe does an agent think a sunset picture tagged at Mar-a-Lago is a wise move when there’s been a hit on the president? The details reveal not just negligence but an alarming assumption that everyone involved was entitled to a little social media “me time” amid such chaos.
No one fired! All should be and pensions cancelled.
USSS Agent In Charge Of Trump Rally Security Under Investigation For STUNNING Misstephttps://t.co/nwoxywzDE7
— rcar (@car_done) August 13, 2024
In a bizarre twist, the agent in question, despite her supposed wealth of agency experience, was anything but qualified for such a critical operation. It turns out that working numerous years in a mundane office doesn’t prepare one for the high-stakes arena of presidential protection. Instead of suiting up for battle, it seems she went for a stroll down Instagram Lane, possibly distracting fellow agents while they tried to keep their eyes peeled for nefarious gunmen.
Morale among some agents has apparently been buoyed by the near-miss incident in Butler, Pennsylvania, which some have taken to calling their own version of 9/11. This raises an eyebrow; while agents are supposed to be motivated by duty to protect the president, one can’t help but wonder if they’ve all agreed to a new “play it fast and loose” policy instead. Motivated or not, the mere existence of agents blithely posting about sunsets while odd jobs within the detail take a back seat is hardly a confidence booster for the rest of America, who count on these professionals for genuine protection.
Despite the troubling situation coming to light, the report confirms that there won’t be any repercussions for agents who chose to indulge in “humor and gossip” over securing Trump’s safety. One can almost hear the collective chuckle echoing throughout the corridors: “Who needs to be a hero when you can be a meme?” Instead of facing the music, it seems some agents will get to keep their jobs and their nap times intact. If the Secret Service is not careful, this could quickly turn into a comedy showing second only to the vast failures of oversight at the very top.