Staff Reports
Once again, folks, a Democrat in Congress is caught with their hand in the cookie jar, and this time it’s Delegate Stacey Plaskett. She’s in hot water for allegedly exchanging texts with Jeffrey Epstein about “getting Trump” during a congressional hearing, not a deposition. Now, let’s imagine—just for giggles—what would happen if a Republican tried something like this. Their political career would likely self-destruct faster than a New Year’s resolution at a donut shop. But since Stacey is a Democrat, it seems like the usual crowd might be more willing to look the other way, acting as if skating on thin political ice is just another day at the office.
This latest episode of “The Hypocrisy Chronicles” leaves plenty wondering why nobody’s screaming for those records to be released. What’s hidden beneath those texts? The American people deserve the full story, yet it’s still kept under wraps tighter than a burrito at a cheese festival. In government, perception is often reality, and these days, fewer and fewer folks trust what goes on behind the closed curtains of Capitol Hill. If only they knew the reality show-esque drama happening in those backrooms, they’d likely trust even fewer.
Now, flipping to another drama series—one currently starring the outspoken Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Word on the street is, she’s got big ambitions. Apparently, she’s eyeing one of three prestigious roles: Speaker of the House, Senator of New York, or even President of these United States. Ambitious? Indeed. But the real question is, what has she really done politically except creating countless media waves like a TikTok influencer?
Critics love to point out that once you scratch the surface of her political know-how, there’s not much more than what you started with—just more surface. Her ideas carry the unmistakable scent of socialism, which, as many believe, is for those who haven’t cracked open a history book in a while. If she can’t navigate away from such ideologies, what does that spell for America’s future? A hopeful dream or a cold, hard nightmare?
So, whether it’s one member of Congress colluding with sketchy billionaires or another envisioning themselves in the Oval Office with socialist policies in tow, these developments remind us that consistency can often be a stranger in politics. But rest assured, readers, this columnist will be here with a watchful eye and a touch of humor ready to expose all the absurdities from the left that keep us scratching our heads—or rolling our eyes.
