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Trump Decimates Biden in Social Savvy, Clinches NH Primary!

In a stunning victory, Donald Trump has once again proved his social media prowess over Joe Biden and the Democrats. With the 2024 presidential rematch on the horizon, it’s clear that Trump’s online game is a force to be reckoned with. While the specifics of their showdown are still to be revealed, one thing is certain: the former president just notched another major win by triumphing over Nikki Haley in the New Hampshire primary.

Although Trump has yet to secure the necessary delegates for the nomination, his path looks promising as he gears up for victories in Nevada and South Carolina. And in the meantime, he’s treating his supporters to some entertaining content, like a cleverly photoshopped image of George Washington appearing to hide his face in embarrassment of Joe Biden. Sure, it’s obviously a mock-up, but don’t be surprised if some biased liberal journalist tries to spin it as a defense of Biden in a feeble fact check.

Speaking of Biden, it’s perplexing to see just how poorly he’s been faring since taking office. Reports suggest that he’s frustrated with the lack of recognition for the supposed economic recovery, leaving voters scratching their heads in disbelief. Where, exactly, is this so-called improvement? Certainly not in their bank accounts. And as for job creation, how many times have we seen those reports downgraded?

Let’s be real – no one’s going to give you credit for anything when inflation is sky high, Joe. It’s abundantly clear that you’re just not cutting it in the leadership department. Say what you want about Trump – he may not be the most refined or tactful, but he managed to broker peace in the Middle East, fuel economic growth, and make strides in securing our borders. Speaking of which, just imagine the possibilities had the former real estate mogul received the promised border wall funding from then-Speaker Paul Ryan, who later opted to stiff him.

Bottom line: it’s hard to look at Biden and not wonder who this guy is pretending to be president and why he’s occupying the White House. The contrast with Trump’s accomplishments is stark, and the American people deserve better.

Written by Staff Reports

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