Staff Reports
Health concerns about political leaders never go out of style, and as the nation approaches the elections, a recent memo about President Trump has thrown health into the spotlight once again. The White House has boldly declared that President Trump, at the hearty age of 78, is in “excellent health,” causing some to doubt if this is just a clever magic trick to distract from political realities. The exam took place at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, a place where even the best of the best go for check-ups, and contrary to anything anyone might try to spin, the results are overwhelmingly positive.
The memo from the White House physician, Sean Barbabella, is a glowing endorsement of the president’s vitality. It notes his “robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and general physical function,” with lifestyle habits that, apparently, include daily dashes between meetings and golf wins. One might think he’s in a movie montage rather than the stressful environment of the Oval Office, but a shout-out to his impressive 30 out of 30 on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment raises a few eyebrows. It seems he passed that test with flying colors, proving that the old adage about “you can’t teach an old dog new tricks” doesn’t apply here—because he clearly knows all the tricks and then some.
In contrast to President Biden’s murky medical history, which many speculate has been concealed behind a cloud of ambiguity and selective disclosure, Trump’s health report is remarkably transparent. It showcases not only optimal heart health and eyesight but also a weight of 224 pounds—just within the sturdy parameters for someone standing tall at 75 inches. Overall, no one would have anything bad to say about a president who can put the old “you’re only as old as you feel” adage to the test, and apparently, he feels great.
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— The Washington Times (@WashTimes) April 14, 2025
Yet amidst all this good news, there’s a cloud lingering from a past assassination attempt, which left him with scarring on his right ear. For those counting, this adds an edge to Trump’s persona—like a seasoned warrior who has lived to fight another day. Meanwhile, his previous doctor’s letter from 2023 said his health had improved over time, suggesting that this warrior is indeed thriving, much to the dismay of the critics looking to play the age card.
The elephant in the room remains the comparison to his opponents, especially Biden. While Trump’s well-being showcases that sometimes age is just a number, Joe Biden’s health saga has been riddled with moments of doubt, falls, and confusing statements. The public can’t help but chuckle when recalling Biden’s response to being asked about his cognitive abilities—a deflection that only raises more questions than it answers. The desire for transparency in Biden’s health is palpable, especially when many Americans are left with concerns over the cognitive prowess of their commander in chief.
In the end, as Trump gears up for what’s sure to be a turbulent campaign season, his health report takes center stage, and it is a triumph of sorts. His physical and mental fitness has turned into an asset that stands in stark contrast to the competing narratives coming from the left. As the battle for the presidency ramps up, it is clear that a healthy candidate might just boast the edge that could carry them over the finish line—preferably without tripping over their own words or policies.
