Staff Reports
Former President Donald Trump just scored another victory against the liberal elites in New York! The appellate court ruled in his favor, reducing the outrageous $454 million bail to a much more manageable $175 million. It’s like taking candy from a baby for Trump!
Now, hold on to your hats, folks, because things are really looking up for the Trumpster. Digital World Acquisition Corp. (DWAC) shares went through the roof with a whopping 21% surge! This is what winning looks like, folks, and boy, does it feel good!
Trump Media & Technology Group is set to go public through a merger with DWAC, valuing Trump’s stake in Truth Social at a jaw-dropping $3.3 billion. That’s a lot of zeros, my friends, and the best part? It’s a safe space for conservatives tired of being silenced by the leftist tech giants.
But wait, there’s more! Just as Trump was counting his blessings, New York AG Letitia James tried to rain on his parade by threatening to seize his assets. Nice try, James, but Trump is no pushover. He’s ready to fight back against this leftist witch hunt till the cows come home!
And let’s not forget the biased attacks Trump faces every day. The liberal DOJ and FBI are teaming up against him like a bunch of sore losers. But Trump remains unshaken, calling their actions illegal and criminal. The nerve of these people! It’s like a bad soap opera, but with less drama and more corruption.
So, as Trump gears up for the next chapter in his legal battle, one thing is clear: the liberals keep throwing punches, but he keeps coming back stronger. In the end, it’s the Democrats who will be left in the dust while Trump rides off into the sunset, victorious once again. Keep ’em coming, Dems, because Trump is ready for whatever you throw his way!
