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The Washington Examiner is back at it again with some juicy tidbits about the ongoing Republican primary race. The results are in, and it looks like our main man, Donald Trump, is just steamrolling his way to the top! We’re talking a whopping 55% of the votes, with former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley lagging behind at 44%. It’s like David versus Goliath, only this time, Goliath is winning — bigly!
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “But what about those pesky polls that kept saying Trump was ahead?” Well, folks, the polls were right, once again. Seems like Trump’s got the Midas touch, except instead of turning things into gold, he’s turning them into votes! And let’s not forget, no Republican candidate has ever won both the Iowa caucuses and the New Hampshire primary and then NOT gone on to clinch the presidential nomination. It’s practically a done deal at this point!
New Hampshire primary: Four key takeaways from presidential election results https://t.co/yWXCRDUSIw via @dcexaminer
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But not everyone’s ready to bow down to the Trump train just yet. Nikki Haley might be down, but she’s not out. In fact, she’s still going strong, citing Trump’s narrower-than-expected victory as a sign that she’s “moving up.” She’s like that Energizer Bunny, folks — she just keeps going and going! So buckle up, because this race is far from over. There are still plenty of states left for these two to battle it out.
And here’s the cherry on top: the MAGA movement might not be as popular as Trump would like to believe. Sure, he won the New Hampshire primary, but fewer GOP voters there identify as MAGA supporters. Looks like Trump might have some work to do if he wants to spread that Make America Great Again magic across the whole country.
Now, on the other side of the aisle, President Joe Biden managed to secure a victory in the Democratic contest, despite not even being on the primary ballot! That’s right, he pulled off a win with a good ol’ write-in campaign. Talk about making a statement!
So, there you have it, folks. Trump is on a winning streak, Nikki Haley’s not backing down, and Biden’s pulling off surprises. It’s like a soap opera, but with more power suits and fewer love triangles. Can’t wait to see what happens next!
