Staff Reports
Hold onto your seats, America! President Trump is at it again, showcasing his unmatched capacity to dazzle us with grandeur and flair. This time, it’s the Lincoln Bathroom at the White House that has undergone a jaw-dropping transformation. Old, drab Art Deco has been shown the door, replaced by a stunning display of black and white marble with gold accents—truly a sight to behold.
The Lincoln Bathroom, a space long trapped in the uninspired clutches of 1940s aesthetics, has been reborn under Trump’s vision. This redesign marks a renaissance from stale postwar modernity to an opulent spectacle that better fits the legendary legacy of Honest Abe. For those who claim the art deco style worked just fine, it’s worth asking: would Lincoln have settled for bland tiles? Absolutely not.
BREAKING 🚨 President Trump shows off the Gold he is using to make the Oval Office beautiful. WOW
“BEST Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look”
I AGREE pic.twitter.com/EY7gRYOiz9
— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) September 28, 2025
In true Trump fashion, the renovation isn’t shy. It’s unapologetically lavish, echoing his signature taste for luxury. Gold mirrors and ornate trim turn what once was a pedestrian space into a dazzling palace bathroom. This is not just about marble and metal—it’s about restoring dignity and respect to the People’s House.
Naturally, the cries of liberal dismay ring out over this bold revision. Critics, steeped in the comfort of dull minimalism, bemoan Trump’s flair for the extravagant. But while they clutch their pearls and lament the change, supporters see a bright return to elegance, one that pushes back against the encroaching tide of uninspired socialist design.
Meanwhile, another Trump vision—a 90,000-square-foot ballroom—is stirring the pot. Funded by private donors, this grand addition has the detractors worked up, labeling it a mere vanity project. But isn’t embracing grand ideas what makes America great? The Left loves to cling to old bricks and outdated traditions when it suits them, conveniently forgetting their eagerness to tear down statues and rewrite history when it doesn’t.
Trump’s renovation tells a greater story. It showcases the power of bold, unapologetic greatness in the face of mediocrity. Why settle for less when you can dream bigger? And isn’t that what makes our country the shining city on the hill? One can’t help but ask, when will it be time for the Left to embrace boldness instead of clinging to the tired and obsolete?
