Staff Reports
In a recent episode of the fabulous morning show “Fox & Friends,” the hosts made an uproarious plea to the one and only former President Donald Trump, urging him to grace the upcoming Republican Fox News debate with his presence. And let me tell you, folks, it would be a sight to behold!
Fox News is begging President Trump for debate ratings. https://t.co/uJZTWKYJVp
— Brigitte Gabriel (@ACTBrigitte) August 10, 2023
The hosts, bless their hearts, truly believe that pitting Trump against other Republican frontrunners, like the magnificent Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, would be the ultimate must-watch event. Now, I don’t know about you, but I can already see the steam coming out of Trump’s ears when he sees DeSantis standing there in the center square. Oh, the chaos and entertainment it would bring!
You see, dear readers, Trump’s appearance on the debate stage during the 2016 election cycle changed the game entirely. It was a spectacle like no other. That’s how Trump became Donald Trump, the first time around. He dazzled, he amazed, he captivated the audience at the first Fox event. It was truly a sight to behold, and we need more of that energy!
But hold on tight, because here comes the most shocking part. A recent poll from the New Hampshire Journal co/efficient revealed that a jaw-dropping 62% of respondents would still choose Trump even if he were convicted of a felony! Can you believe it? It’s mind-boggling. And get this, folks, 57% said they would vote for Trump even if he were locked up on election day. Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s just plain crazy.
Now, let’s talk about Trump himself. Just yesterday, he took to the stage in front of his adoring supporters and asked them a burning question: Should he participate in the upcoming RNC debates? The response was quite mixed, my friends. Some were over the moon about the idea, cheering and clapping with all their might. But there were a few party poopers in the crowd who were less than enthusiastic. Trump, being the charismatic showman that he is, jokingly blamed the desire for his participation on the “entertainment value” his selfish supporters crave. Classic Trump!
Meanwhile, details about the highly-anticipated RNC debate in Milwaukee have been revealed. Brace yourselves, because this is going to be epic. The debate will run for a thrilling 2 hours, complete with commercial breaks for those much-needed bathroom breaks, of course. Opening statements are a thing of the past, my friends, but fear not! Each candidate will have their fair share of time to answer questions, offer witty follow-ups, and deliver those iconic closing statements. And as if that wasn’t enough, a special treat awaits the candidates: an exclusive marketing shoot with FOX News. Talk about presenting the candidates in a bigger, bolder way. That’s genius!
And here’s a little insider information for you, dear readers. Just last week, Trump sat down for a private dinner with the top executives from Fox News. Oh, what a night! They passionately urged him to participate in the upcoming Republican debate, and who could blame them? It’s going to be a ratings bonanza, a game-changer. Fox News president Jay Wallace and the network’s chief executive, Suzanne Scott, were there, making a compelling case. I mean, who could say no to a night like that?!
So there you have it, folks. The stage is set, the anticipation is brewing, and we can only hope that the magnificent Donald Trump graces us with his presence at the Republican Fox News debate. Let the games begin!
