Staff Reports
A military parade, dubbed “Trump’s Big Birthday Bash,” is gearing up to take place on June 14, 2025, coinciding with the 250th anniversary of the United States Army and none other than Donald Trump’s own birthday. Talk about making a statement—nothing screams “We love our military” more than a parade stretching nearly four miles from the Pentagon all the way to the White House. If there was ever a way to bring back that old-school American pride, this might just be it.
The parade is already stirring up some chatter, particularly among local leaders and veterans. Takis Karantonis, chair of the Arlington County Board, has expressed his hopes that the federal government will tread lightly over the sensitivities of veterans in the area. Apparently, not every local soul is thrilled at the thought of cannon fire and marching bands filling the streets. It’s almost like he forgot the whole point of the parade is to celebrate the military’s long, storied history rather than pondering over the potential job losses caused by past federal decisions.
This isn’t just some wild idea floating around; insiders from the Trump camp have confirmed that plans are in the works. An Army official reportedly weighed in, teasing even grander celebrations than previous years. It’s a thrilling prospect, especially for a nation often criticized for not honoring its military enough. Perhaps the Army, under the watchful eye of the Trump administration, wants to show just how “robust” their operations can be when marked by a little bit of pomp and circumstance.
Uhhhhh, no. No. No. No.
This is going too far. That ego needs to be brought down several notches.Report: Trump Planning Military Parade for U.S. Army‘s 250th Anniversary https://t.co/Pzed0L1VIg via @BreitbartNews
— Susan Lonsinger (@rtwingmom) April 8, 2025
Excitement is in the air as the Army ramps up for its quarter-millennial celebration. The event is said to have expanded significantly since initial talks began last year, with more units participating than previously expected. One can only imagine the spectacle that 250 years of military history will bring to Arlington, especially during a parade that is already shaping up to be a national celebration. It’s nearly impossible to fathom what the mainstream media’s reaction will be, but rest assured, it’s likely to involve some twists and turns that lean more on the critical side.
While it remains to be seen just how glitzy and glamorous the parade will be, one thing is certain: it reflects a deep-seated appreciation for the sacrifices made by military families throughout the decades. Instead of letting negative voices drown out the festivities, the goal here is to remind Americans of their national pride and the heroes who defend it. As planning heats up, one can bet there will be plenty of opportunities for people to unite and celebrate, and who wouldn’t want a little extra flag-waving when the Commander-in-Chief’s birthday is on the line?
