Staff Reports
Donald Trump has a genius plan to balance the budget. It’s something so simple, yet so fitting for our times: a swear jar. But this isn’t your regular quarter-a-cussword jar. It’s a special one designed for the Democrats, and it might just save our country from their reckless spending habits.
The Democrats love to talk about money when it involves taking more from hardworking American families. But when it comes to controlling their own wild spending, they can’t seem to stop themselves. What better way to highlight their hypocrisy than by starting a swear jar? Every time a Democrat curses, they drop some cash into the jar. It’s a win-win. America gets richer, and the Democrats are forced to acknowledge their own foul-mouthed hypocrisy.
This isn’t just about balancing budgets. It’s a chance to expose the truth about liberal elites who live in their ivory towers, untouched by the real-world consequences of their policies. They talk about unity and civility, but their language and actions speak louder: chaos and division. What better way to put their filthy words to use than by helping clean up the financial mess they’ve made?
Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump to balance budget by starting swear jar for Dems https://t.co/b4muNJEXXU pic.twitter.com/Qd453nieKu
— NY Post Opinion (@NYPostOpinion) July 30, 2025
Can you imagine the look on Nancy Pelosi’s face as she realizes her colorful vocabulary is actually being put to good use? Or AOC, who loves to lecture everyone about social justice, suddenly contributing to fiscal responsibility every time she lets one fly? It’s almost too good to be true. But then again, isn’t that the beauty of conservative values—turning a problem into an opportunity?
So why not put this plan into action and watch as the swear jar fills up faster than any of their socialist pie-in-the-sky dreams ever could? Who knows, maybe it’ll even inspire them to try some fiscal responsibility for once. But then again, what’s more likely—them balancing a budget or keeping it clean on Capitol Hill? I’ll let you decide.
