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Weissmann’s Trump Takedown Fantasy: Sound & Fury, Signifying Nothing!

Former FBI general counsel and lead prosecutor of the Trump-Russia collusion investigation, Andrew Weissmann, made quite the splash during his appearance on MSNBC. With excitement in his voice, Weissmann declared that the leaked audio recording of a conversation between Donald Trump and guests spells “game over” for the former president. Oh boy, the plot thickens! But hold your horses, folks, because the latest report from CBS News has burst our bubble of anticipation. Turns out, the much-talked-about audio is not even a part of the federal indictment against Jack Smith. What a letdown!

So, what’s all the fuss about? Well, the leaked audio allegedly reveals Trump “waving around” a classified document about a Pentagon plan for an attack on Iran while mingling with guests at his Bedminster resort. Trump, always quick on his feet, has denied these accusations, claiming he was actually just pointing to some news clippings. Classic Trump!

But Weissmann, now a legal analyst for MSNBC, seems convinced that Jack Smith’s office has got all the details locked down. According to him, everyone present during the meeting has been interrogated, and they’ve got their hands on every version of events. Weissmann boldly proclaims that this is “game over” for Trump, as the tape recording is supposedly clear as day. Oh, the drama!

But wait, there’s more! Weissmann isn’t content with just stirring the pot. He throws in some spicy speculation regarding a potential “backup plan” by Smith. Could there be charges waiting for Trump in New Jersey if the current trial in Miami falls flat? Weissmann hints that all the information about Mar-a-Lago in the indictment raises eyebrows. He points to U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon, a Trump appointee, overseeing the case as a possible clue. Could Smith’s team be playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers?

To be honest, it sounds like Weissmann is just grasping at straws to keep the narrative going. But hey, who knows what tricks those cunning Democrats have up their sleeves? The prospect of another trial, more charges, and possibly even sentencing taking into account this mysterious Bedminster situation is enough to make any conservative’s head spin. Seems like they’re determined to keep the Trump boogeyman alive and kicking, even if it means stretching the story to its breaking point.

So, what’s next? Will this “backup plan” materialize? Will the courts and the electorate fall for the grand spectacle being played out before our eyes? Only time will tell. Yet, one thing’s for sure: Weissmann’s performance on MSNBC certainly deserves an Oscar nomination for Best Dramatic Performance in a Political Witch Hunt. Bravo, Mr. Weissmann, bravo.

Written by Staff Reports

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