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Wendy’s Roasts Katy Perry’s Over-the-Top Space Antics

Pop star Katy Perry’s recent Blue Origin “space” jaunt, hyped as a milestone for women and a triumph of celebrity ambition, has instead become a lightning rod for ridicule and cultural criticism. The 11-minute suborbital flight, which barely scraped the edge of space before returning to Earth, has been widely panned as an extravagant, tone-deaf publicity stunt—one that perfectly encapsulates the excess and self-importance of Hollywood elites. While Perry and her all-female crew basked in the limelight, ordinary Americans saw little more than a costly spectacle, especially as economic hardship and real-world challenges continue to mount.

The backlash was swift and merciless, with social media erupting in memes and derision. Wendy’s, the fast-food chain famed for its sharp online wit, led the charge with a viral post asking, “Can we send her back?”—a sentiment that resonated with countless Americans tired of celebrity virtue-signaling. Even as Wendy later clarified it meant no disrespect, the message was clear: the public is weary of being lectured or distracted by out-of-touch stunts from the cultural elite, especially when those same elites seem more interested in self-promotion than genuine achievement.

Critics from across the spectrum, including fellow celebrities, didn’t hold back. They questioned the environmental impact, the astronomical cost, and the actual value of sending pop stars to the Kármán line for a few minutes of weightlessness. Many pointed out the absurdity of Perry’s post-flight theatrics—kissing the ground, clutching a daisy, and waxing poetic about “love”—while everyday Americans struggle to afford basic groceries. It’s hard to see this as anything but a glaring example of misplaced priorities and Hollywood’s disconnect from real life.

Let’s be honest: this wasn’t a NASA mission advancing science or national security. It was a billionaire’s pet project, designed to generate headlines and Instagram content. The fact that Perry and her crew are now being debated as “astronauts” is laughable. True astronauts train for years, risk their lives, and advance human knowledge. Floating for a few minutes above the arbitrary Kármán line doesn’t make you a pioneer—it makes you a passenger on a very expensive amusement ride.

In the end, the real legacy of Perry’s “space” flight may be as a cautionary tale about our culture’s obsession with spectacle over substance. Americans are hungry for real heroes, not manufactured moments. If there’s anything to celebrate here, the public can see through the glitz and demand something more meaningful. Until then, perhaps it’s best to leave the space dreams to those who’ve earned their wings—and to grab a Frosty at Wendy’s while we wait for the next celebrity to float back down to Earth.

Written by Staff Reports

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