Staff Reports
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy isn’t monkeying around when it comes to shaking things up in his administration. He gave a big ol’ “you’re fired” to his top aide, Serhiy Shefir, as well as three advisors and two big shots overseeing volunteer activities and soldier’s rights. And let’s not forget, he sent Oleksii Danilov and Valerii Zaluzhnyi packing earlier this month. It’s like a game of musical chairs over there, except instead of chairs, it’s high-ranking officials. What’s next, pin the tail on the new advisor?
No one knows why President Zelenskyy is doing all this shuffling, but it’s probably like trying to find a decent pickle in a jar of rotten ones. In the midst of all this drama, Russia decided to crash the party with a flurry of attacks. The Ukrainian air force said they shot down nine out of 12 drones and managed to fend off four missiles from Russia. And that’s not all – Russia also let loose 38 missiles, 75 airstrikes, and 98 attacks from rocket launchers in the past 24 hours. If that’s not a party foul, then I don’t know what is.
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But wait, there’s more! Ukrainian energy company Centrenergo spilled the beans that the Zmiiv Thermal Power Plant got totaled by Russian shelling. It’s like playing a high-stakes game of Jenga with power plants. And to top it off, regions in Ukraine are getting hit left and right by Russia’s attacks, leaving innocent civilians caught in the crossfire. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except no one’s having any fun.
In response to all this chaos, Ukraine decided to step up their game by increasing funding for homemade ammunition and weapons. It’s like they’re saying to Russia, “Oh, you wanna play rough? Well, we’ll see about that!” It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with a lot more firepower. And who’s there to share all this juicy news? None other than Breitbart London, ready to serve up the latest scoop on all things Ukraine.
