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Biden Bungles National Address: Contradictions, Blame & Geography Gaffes Galore!

Our favorite President, Joe Biden, was so riled up by the Hur Report that he just had to give a national address to defend himself. It was a disaster from start to finish.

First of all, Biden thought he could sway the American people with his grand speech, but boy oh boy, was he wrong. Instead of convincing anyone, he just made everything worse. It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion, except this train was filled with confusion and contradictions.

During the address, Biden got all hot and bothered with the reporters, which is always entertaining to watch. But here’s the kicker, he contradicted the very report he was supposedly addressing. Talk about some top-notch mental gymnastics! I mean, come on, Joe, if you’re gonna argue with a report, at least make sure your argument makes sense.

Biden decided to shift the blame onto his staff. Apparently, they’re the ones who scattered classified information all over his house and offices, including his garage. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but last I checked, Biden is the President of the United States, not some disorganized hoarder.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, Biden goes ahead and pulls a classic Biden move. He referred to the Egyptian president as the president of Mexico. I mean, come on, Joe, is geography really that hard? Maybe it’s time for a refresher course on world leaders and their countries.

Biden also had the audacity to throw our good friends in Israel under the bus. He called their reaction to a certain situation “over the top.” Well, Joe, let me tell ya, if anyone knows about being “over the top,” it’s you. Maybe next time, think before you speak and consider the consequences of your words.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more cringe-worthy, Biden played the victim card. He got all huffy and puffy when the report questioned his memory of when his son died. In true grumpy grandpa fashion, he lashed out, asking how dare they even ask such a question. But then, in a shocking twist, he forgot the name of the church where his son’s rosary was from. Smooth move, Joe, real smooth.

 

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