Staff Reports
President Joe Biden just can’t seem to get enough of that beach life! The human lobster returned from a seven-day getaway in St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands, with a bright red face that could rival a ripe tomato. This comes just months after he had surgery to remove a skin lesion from his chest. Let’s hope he slathered on the sunscreen this time!
Red-Faced Biden Returns from Latest Vacation Break https://t.co/8StDhFDwdX
— trashpanda12 (@trashpanda2012) January 3, 2024
In case you missed it, Biden’s little skin situation was basal cell carcinoma, a pesky but not-so-scary type of skin cancer. His doctor said they got rid of all the yucky stuff and didn’t have to do anything else. Phew!
During his tropical frolic, he only made one public appearance, and that was just to go to church and grab some grub with the fam. The rest of the time, he was living it up in a fancy-schmancy private villa with its very own beach. Must be nice, Joe!
And get this – Biden spent a whopping 138 days away from the White House in 2023, which is basically a third of the year. Must be that presidential perk of vacay whenever you want. So, while he was getting sun-kissed, over 300,000 people were illegally crossing the border. But don’t worry, folks, Biden says he’s on it. Just gotta give him more money, apparently.
Seems like Biden’s always on holiday, whether it’s relaxing at his Delaware homes, vacationing at some swanky place, or hanging out at Camp David. The man can’t seem to stay put in the White House for too long. Maybe he’s just trying to escape the mess he’s made!
