Staff Reports
President Joe Biden’s troublesome dogs are at it again, folks! According to the reliable folks at Fox News, the Commander-in-Chief’s purebred German shepherd, aptly named Commander, took a bite out of yet another Secret Service agent. Now, this might sound like a minor hiccup, but let me tell you, it’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to these vicious hounds.
Biden's dog, Commander, bites Secret Service officer in 11th recorded incident https://t.co/EoeYGRzg32
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 27, 2023
The incident reportedly occurred at 8:00 p.m. on September 25, and let me tell you, it wasn’t pretty. This marks the 11th time that Commander has sunk his teeth into either a Secret Service agent or a White House staffer. Eleven times, folks! That’s more bites than a flea-infested dog at a county fair. I mean, come on, Mr. President, aren’t you supposed to be the leader of the free world? Maybe it’s time to reign in these attack dogs.
But it doesn’t end there, people. Let’s not forget about Major, the other German shepherd that graced the White House before Commander. He also had a knack for sinking his teeth into unsuspecting victims. In fact, earlier this year, Major chomped down on a Secret Service employee, who needed medical attention. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree when it comes to the Bidens’ furry friends.
Now, let’s talk about President Biden’s response to these violent incidents. During an interview with “Good Morning America,” he had the audacity to defend his dogs’ behavior. He claimed that when Commander attacks, he’s simply trying to protect the president from strangers. Protect him? More like tear him limb from limb! Come on, Mr. President, let’s call a spade a spade. These dogs are out of control.
Molly Olmstead, a contributor to the left-leaning Slate, has taken notice of this recurring issue. She wonders why the Bidens’ dogs can’t seem to behave, unlike the well-behaved pooches during the Obama administration. Well, Molly, maybe the problem lies with the Bidens themselves. Two problem dogs in a row? That’s not a coincidence, people. It’s time they take some responsibility and address this alarming pattern.
And let’s not forget about dog trainer Juliana DeWillems, who has raised some valid concerns about Commander’s access to unsuspecting victims. If the dog is prone to biting, shouldn’t his environment be better managed? I mean, it’s not rocket science, folks. Keep the biting dog away from people he can sink his teeth into. Simple as that.
So, my fellow conservatives, it’s time we hold the Bidens accountable for their unruly dogs. It’s not just a matter of a few nips and bites. It’s a pattern of aggression that puts innocent people at risk. Maybe it’s time to consider a change in pet management at the White House. I hear cats can be quite friendly.
