Staff Reports
The closing chapter of President Joe Biden’s presidency appears to be a grand exit into the Amazon rainforest, where he wanders amidst squawking wildlife while his administration crumbles around him. For almost four years, the American public has felt the absence of true leadership, which has become painfully apparent as Biden continues to figuratively (and perhaps literally) check out. While his supporters plunge into existential TikTok rants, one thing remains clear: the country is in a state of freefall, all thanks to a president who has seemingly forgotten his role.
Biden’s recent jaunt to South America can best be described as the ultimate hide-and-seek match, except this time the hidden participant just doesn’t want to be found. The president’s deliberate disengagement from the press underscores a glaring reality—he is not just avoiding reporters, he is avoiding the pressing issues facing the nation. When media members tried to engage with him, they were left with little more than silence, or worse, an oversized pad of paper scrawling hopeful messages that he’d actually speak. The president might as well have been vacationing while the rest of the country sorted through its mounting chaos.
Where the hell did he go? lol
Dude just casually walked off into the Amazon… has anyone seen the poor guy? 🤣😭
Who is writing this crazy script?https://t.co/1a32kDDDFt pic.twitter.com/WipeTsF8Df
— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) November 18, 2024
Meanwhile, Biden’s tenure has led to increasing calls for a resignation, a sentiment that seems less driven by democracy and more motivated by a desperate attempt to escape the embarrassment of having one of the least popular vice presidents step into his shoes. Kamala Harris, the understudy to this tragic presidency, has yet to win over anyone. Replacing one unpopular figure with another hardly seems like a plan that would resonate with the American people, but it’s precisely the left’s new crusade. It’s a wonder they can even muster the courage to suggest such a move without rolling their eyes.
Political analyst Nate Silver has weighed in, declaring Biden’s approval ratings an all-time low, lower than a sea slug in the Mariana Trench. Silver tacitly suggests that maybe it’s time for the president to make an exit worthy of a reality show, leaving the Democrats floundering for a more viable candidate. What was once a promising strategy to elevate the party now appears as a shipwreck, all thanks to a stubborn insistence from Biden to cling to a legacy that is evaporating faster than the rainforest he’s currently exploring.
As the Biden presidency fades into historical irrelevance, historians may struggle to even cite his presidency in discussions of transformative leaders. In stark contrast to Franklin D. Roosevelt, whose legacy was built on navigating crises, Biden’s term will likely be remembered as an unfortunate blip on the journey back to Trump’s America. It turns out Biden’s biggest achievement has been demonstrating how not to govern and how not to execute a presidency, leaving a mere footnote in the annals of American history that recalls not triumph but tumult.
As the countdown to Biden’s departure continues, the hope grows that this will also mark the end of Jill Biden’s influence on the stage. A couple whose reign brought more dread than progress will finally be exiting, and no one will mourn their absence. The Biden administration has been a cautionary tale for the ages, proving the adage that sometimes, it’s best when the curtain falls. January 21, 2025, can’t come soon enough for a nation yearning for renewal and authentic leadership.
