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Elon Musk is at it again, swooping in to save the day while Boeing stumbles in the dust of its failed aspirations. This time, the SpaceX maestro is coming to the rescue of two astronauts who’ve been trapped in orbit since June, thanks to a series of mishaps involving Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft. Apparently, the only thing flying higher than the International Space Station is Boeing’s list of embarrassing blunders.
NASA Administrator Bill Nelson recently held a press conference revealing that astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams will be hitching a ride back to Earth on SpaceX’s Crew-9 mission in February of next year. One must wonder if Nelson has since been fortified by watching too many superhero movies, dreaming of a world where Elon Musk is indeed our real-life Iron Man, coming to save these astronauts from what could have turned into a less-than-stellar vacation in space.
Originally launched from Florida on June 5, Wilmore and Williams were set to return promptly to solid ground on June 13. But NASA’s optimistic travelers were kept in the sterile embrace of the International Space Station because of five thruster malfunctions and five helium leaks that the Starliner would rather not address. Imagine being ready to come home, and then your ride decides it would rather take a permanent vacation in orbit. Not exactly the vacation plan anyone dreams about.
Considering these mishaps, Nelson explained the safety-first mentality that ultimately led to the decision to send the astronauts back with SpaceX. Nothing like a solid dose of caution to keep thrill-seeking astronauts firmly planted where they can’t accidentally candidate themselves for a NASA horror film. Boeing, meanwhile, saw this as a complete failure on their part, dredging up feelings of embarrassment among employees who are apparently more interested in looking good than actually getting things done.
Some Boeing employees were heard lamenting that having SpaceX come to the rescue made their already shaky reputation look even worse. They’re out there throwing shade at Musk and his crew, expressing feelings of shame that only come close to what social media influencers feel after an embarrassing TikTok fail. While it’s clear that the rivalry does not just extend to market space, it also pushes the limits of employee morale at Boeing, creating a scene worthy of a dramatic ink-splash headline in any newspaper’s gossip column.
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As the dust settles from this latest chapter in the cutthroat world of aerospace exploration, one thing is evident: While Boeing fights off its mess with one hand, SpaceX is busy scoring points in an ever-competitive space race with its very own superhero twist. If only NASA could figure out how to keep the astronauts safely grounded without acting like they’re on a rollercoaster of mishaps, perhaps they wouldn’t need a rescue mission led by the very folks that likely cause those unfortunate glares from Boeing employees.
